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Weirder Things [One-shot]

Oct 25, 2010 21:12

Title: Weirder Things
Genre: Humor, PWP(?), AU
Pairings: KyuJong/HyunJoong, KyuJong/YoungSaeng, HyunJoong/YoungSaeng
Rating: PG-15
Summary: Strange things happen to delivery men. Or so in the testimony of one Kim KyuJong.

[A/N: Inspired while watching this… and listening to ‘SPICE’ by Kagamine Len. Don’t ask. I don’t really know myself…]

( Or perhaps he’d have someone kiss him senseless against the doorpost a few seconds after that person answered the door to his knock. )

!weirderthings, !fic, !oneshot

Comments 26

renichifreak October 25 2010, 14:22:29 UTC

HOLY FUCKING HELL, I LOVE YOU AND THIS AND YOU EVEN MORE!!!!!!!!

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RFTHGHYHUYGJUHIER5UYHTR
TRTRYTRTYTERR3UYUH

/DEAD

curionenene October 25 2010, 14:56:42 UTC

*pats*

>>

<<

you love the weird parts of my mind lmao

renichifreak October 25 2010, 14:58:05 UTC

which is part of you, so therefore I am right!!!!!

/clings to you forever

yeonah October 25 2010, 15:02:01 UTC

/DEAD

YOU KILLED ME BEFORE CLASS
NOW I CAN'T CONCENTRATE TO SAVE MY LIFE

ARGHHHHHH

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THAT WAS JUST EPIC

POOR KYU LOLOLOL /DIES AGAIN

renichifreak October 25 2010, 15:04:38 UTC

what's poor about that?? He gets to $@*% hyunsaeng~!!!

XDDDDDDDD

see Yeonnie? I'm being nice, though I'm sure you know what the word is~~XDD

curionenene October 25 2010, 15:05:59 UTC

lllllllllllllol *shakes head at you* XD

renichifreak October 25 2010, 15:08:53 UTC

you can't tell me that you weren't thinking it, too~!!!

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eliradcliffe October 25 2010, 15:17:04 UTC

*giggles*

OMFG!!! *more giggles*

This is amazing xDDDD I was thinking in a threesome, but this is better, in a weird way xD

“Right, now.” KyuJong had to blink a few times before he got his hazed-filled eyes to focus on YoungSaeng. “I want you to deliver that to HyunJoong.”

“…Where is he?” KyuJong wanted to smack his head on the wall. Or see a shrink for masochism.

The smirk on YoungSaeng’s lips was like arsenic and black cherries.

“Oh… in the next room.”

I died in that part xDDDD

*clings to you forever

curionenene October 26 2010, 00:43:21 UTC

lol. yes. kyujong had the misfortune to get caught up between two sadists

eliradcliffe October 26 2010, 02:17:12 UTC

Misfortune? If that is a misfortune, I want to be in his place the rest of my life xDDD

mskatness October 25 2010, 15:45:12 UTC

HA

lol, they're just toying with the poor boy -pats kyu-

curionenene October 26 2010, 00:43:41 UTC

lolol yes they are XD

hyunaepark October 25 2010, 20:19:23 UTC

FOREVER DYING.
SCREW HITLER. THAT;S WASTING MY TIME. ASDFGHJKL
KyuJong watched, unblinking, as the man waltzed back into the door. It took him a while to turn red, realizing that his thought process for those few minutes after ran along those lines of “what the fuck?” and “man, that ass is hot.”

No. He did not just think that.

The door opened again and the man’s head poked out with a sheepish smile. “Oh yeah. I forgot. Say it’s from HyunJoong.”

The door closed again, but not before KyuJong got a glimpse of tight rear buns encased in really sinful looking denim.

Crap. He really had thought that.
MOTHERFUCKING HELL.
YES.
THOSE BUNS. *U*
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curionenene October 26 2010, 00:44:03 UTC

lolol mmm... buns =3