RIBBIT. RIBBIT. a froggy rant.
i've never been more afraid of frogs in my entire life.........
there's this lagoon nearby my friend's dorm, and i can swear i almost stepped on approximately 20+ baby frogs the other night. i know it was 20+ because i COUNTED! you think those little dots are rocks or leaves...NOPE. they're baby frogs, jumping randomly and sometimes just standing still whenever you approach, like cockroaches!!
supposedly, since it's been raining, the frogs have been going at it for the last 3 days. frogs mate for 7 days straight, horny bastards! HOLY CRAP and they are SO loud!!!! it's a GIANT ORGY of frogs AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! and my friend said he couldn't sleep the other night because of it HAHAHA...poor guy...i understand that animals have to mate. BUT GEEZ
...i had to walk by tthat swampy area by myself in the middle of the night and i was terrified that they'd all jump out and eat me...i never walk by that area anymore, even though it's a shortcut :'(
i've never been more thankful to live far away from campus. i can't stand the croaking of those froggies!! GAH!!!
i'm sorry kermit, but i only like you when ur with miss piggy.........................
there's this lagoon nearby my friend's dorm, and i can swear i almost stepped on approximately 20+ baby frogs the other night. i know it was 20+ because i COUNTED! you think those little dots are rocks or leaves...NOPE. they're baby frogs, jumping randomly and sometimes just standing still whenever you approach, like cockroaches!!
supposedly, since it's been raining, the frogs have been going at it for the last 3 days. frogs mate for 7 days straight, horny bastards! HOLY CRAP and they are SO loud!!!! it's a GIANT ORGY of frogs AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! and my friend said he couldn't sleep the other night because of it HAHAHA...poor guy...i understand that animals have to mate. BUT GEEZ
...i had to walk by tthat swampy area by myself in the middle of the night and i was terrified that they'd all jump out and eat me...i never walk by that area anymore, even though it's a shortcut :'(
i've never been more thankful to live far away from campus. i can't stand the croaking of those froggies!! GAH!!!
i'm sorry kermit, but i only like you when ur with miss piggy.........................