DO NOT QUESTION ME! I CONTROL YOUR ARMS!!
So... I'm running out of things to write about. So I was thinking I will wright about my idea for a country. When I'm rich, I am going to buy my own island. And it will be called... called... well the name isn't important at the momment. Anyway, of course this island will be a dictatorship because it works, plus that will set me up for my plan to gain money. I am going to build a bunch of unneccesary roads, curving left and right. Then I will wage war on the U.S. (hear me out), and then they will bomb me. YES! I am wanting to be bombed. I will surrender fairly fast, unless I'm winning. So after that, the U.S. will pay me for the roads and buildings they destroyed. Then I rebuild with more convenient roads and buildings. Then I save the extra money in a Swiss bank account and my citizens live TAX FREE! Also, we opperate on the female babies, removing their eggs and freezing and storing them. After that, you can have sex for recreational perposes! Wouldn't that be great?!?! Now before you feminist get all pissy, hear me out. No eggs = no periods needed to remove the eggs! Now that sex is a recreational activity, we test everyone for STD's before they come to the country. We will not discriminate them, but we will mark them to warn everyone. So now, we are a tax free dictatorship with sex as a recreational activity. Everything will be legal, well almost everything. Our national anthem will be written by my band, "To be Deturmined"... Now that you all know I am in a band, I expect you to represent us with "2BD" stickers and stuff. Post it on your sites! We were thinking of naming us "Much More" so they stop putting that on those CD's that have a variety of bands on them. Because I hate that. I HATE IT SO MUCH!!! You never know what will you get on those CD's. You try to get a good Metal CD and you get "Death by Sterio" WHO IS GOING TO THE WARPED TOUR! They're everywhere! I hate them... they were at the Slipknot concert I went to and now the Warped Tour I am going to. Next thing you know they'll be opening for Britney Spears, and that's not right. There will be kids there and they don't need to see that... Britney Spears is a whore.