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whaddap dawgs
you ain't gone beleive what happened 2 ME!!
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i was boncoing sum peepz when some mutha fuckin' egg called tha coppers on me
so I wuz lyke "ooh hellz naw"
i took out mah roscoe and told dem if they didn't watch 0ut deyz wuz gonna get chilled OUT by me
so deyz wuz all lyke "You get there fast and you get there alone - or you got a trip for biscuits"
diz, my brothas, wuz when i got a little nervous
so I told dem 2 drift along and that i had hired sum droppers
and deyz lyke "What's the grift? We knowz u a snow-bird and a gonif, so make it easy for us and give it up."
i sez 2 dem "I AIN'T GOIN TO NO CLUBHOUSE 2 GIT CROAKED BY U BUTTONS."
den I t00k out mah bean-shooter and burned sum powder befo gettin' in mah boiler
DEYZ WUZ AFTER ME LYKE A PAK O WOLVZ
they sh0t mah tirez and had me on da floor with bracelets on lyke deyz wuz sum kind of gunsels.
after i g0t in their car i BOPPED 'EM BOF AND MADE A RUN FOR IT
I've been shatting on my uppers for a couple of months now so i need sum dough
help a brotha out
PCZ YO
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all those words are from http://www.leepresson.com/slang/gslang.html YO DAT SHIT IS SERIOUS