03: voice

[cupofbatnoodles]

Whoa holy shit.

Okay listen up, pokedudes or... well anybody. Whatever. I'm tellin' ya this out of the goodness of my heart cause the news obviously sure as hell ain't gonna tell you all the way out here. Which is retarded since they mentioned other stuff, but whatever.Anybody got loved ones in Viridian Forest? Related to a Diglett? You

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[breaks_ground]

What, someone bombed the Viridian Forest?!

[aaaaaaaa someone's pissed.]

[cupofbatnoodles]

I'm so glad you have listening skills.

[breaks_ground]

[SHIT AND DAMN THOSE DIGLETT AND BEEDRILL. And the only reason he cares is A. Ground type, B. Viridian Forest]

That. managed to slip past my radar somehow.

[cupofbatnoodles]

Good job. But I gotta ask, for curiosity's sake.

Why do you care about it being on your radar when you took a piss on it in the first place?

[breaks_ground]

I never did anything to the Forest. I grew up near there.

[cupofbatnoodles]

I like your specification there.

[breaks_ground]

You're welcome.

[cupofbatnoodles]

[Now she just thinks you're crazy.]

[breaks_ground]

[It's called sarcasm and brushing you off izzy. he does it.]

[punchvolcanoes]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

ONE OF YOUR GOONS KIDNAPPED A BUNCH OF MY SISTERS AND BROTHERS AND STOLE US AWAY FROM OAK'S LABORATORY, YOU OVERGROWN, MUTATED MUK! AND THAT'S AN INSULT TO MUKS EVERYWHERE!!

[cupofbatnoodles]

[Makes another bowl of popcorn.]

[pedaltothemetal]

[This is so awesome

I am so awesome]

[betterthanawiki]

[holy shit this is better than watching the Glitz Pit finals]

[breaks_ground]

Perhaps so, but that hasn't anything to do with the recent forest incident.

And why should I care about a bunch of sentient sludge?

[cupofbatnoodles]

Her point is that growing up next to it doesn't mean you're not an asshole.

[punchvolcanoes]

No that's being insulting to assholes everywhere!