Can't see the potential suck for the hearts in my eyes

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Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters. Starring Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton in the title roles. I thought I was hallucinating this, but no, it's actually on IMDB as a real movie that will exist. AND I QUOTE: "the story of the grown up Hansel and Gretel, and they have some unresolved issues from childhood. The two are now professional bounty hunters, experts at tracking down and killing witches. Showing no mercy, these two now leave a trail of dead witches instead of bread crumbs in their wake."

AHAHAHAHAHA WHEEEE! I don't even care if it sucks as much as it obviously will could. I do not even care that it's apparently going to be 3D. JEREMY RENNER and GEMMA ARTERTON as WITCH HUNTERS. \o/