Congratulations, brain, you've officially out-weirded yourself

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This morning I woke up with the idea that it would be awesome - awesome! - to create a Harry Potter role-playing game where everyone was playing county cricket. There would be sledging! And padding up! And dressing-room antics! And lots of beer! The county sides would have to become co-ed, because Pansy is obviously the sort of opening bats(wo)man who just does not respect the bowlers. And Hermione's clearly a rock-steady middle-order batsman. And Ginny is the sort of wicket keeper who never. fucking. stops. with the sledging.

Ahem. Anyway. This can clearly be blamed on the start of the Test season, Hussey's awesomeness (not to mention that of Muralitharan) and too much RPing. And possibly the amount of antihistamines I'm on.