Harry Potter and finish the next one already, harlot
So, finished it. Wasn't that interesting, then?
Ms Rowling is a damn good writer - look at the depth of believability to Harry's character, or the delicate way she handles key points - but honestly, the whole thing could've used a monstrous-large edit. Flabby. It detracted.
I also baked Jaffa Cookies and plied angstslashhope with them while I got hypnotised by the power of her bookshelf. Met verylisa, whose poppet is adorable. Fled as Hope planned a moonlight swim with two hobbits. (This kinky interracial sex, I dunno...)
Oh yes. In a moment of delusion, I planned to find Orlando Bloom, pin him down, and then... straighten his curls. All for the saving of lobelia321. The plan was foiled when Hope pointed out that having found Orli and pinned him down, hair-styling would be the last thing on my mind. The girl is wise, my friends. Wise.
Ms Rowling is a damn good writer - look at the depth of believability to Harry's character, or the delicate way she handles key points - but honestly, the whole thing could've used a monstrous-large edit. Flabby. It detracted.
I also baked Jaffa Cookies and plied angstslashhope with them while I got hypnotised by the power of her bookshelf. Met verylisa, whose poppet is adorable. Fled as Hope planned a moonlight swim with two hobbits. (This kinky interracial sex, I dunno...)
Oh yes. In a moment of delusion, I planned to find Orlando Bloom, pin him down, and then... straighten his curls. All for the saving of lobelia321. The plan was foiled when Hope pointed out that having found Orli and pinned him down, hair-styling would be the last thing on my mind. The girl is wise, my friends. Wise.