Jess Wrote Me a Song

[cupidsvictimx]

oh, there was a boy named tobias,
we used to make out all the time.
then one day he said "hey jess,
let's face it.
i'm just way too cool for you."

oh tobias
loves afi
oh tobias
is jadeXcore
oh tobias
your mom's a hot lesbian.

now tobias knows how to rock it like a punk,
and tobias wishes he were gawth.
and i read his live journal,
every day.
sometimes he writes songs,
or he bitches about life.
but my favorite part of all
is when the theatre chicks get in cat fights.

oh tobias
loves afi
oh tobias
is jadeXcore
oh tobias
likes to listen to wheatus.

tobias watches movies of all genres,
he especailly likes "sleepy hallow"
and that one called "big fish".
tobias has big feet.
and we all know what that means.
tobias likes to lounge at love sac
with me and his friend dave.
tobias has impeccable timing,
when it comes to talking about niggers.

oh tobias
loves afi
oh tobias
is jadexcore
oh tobias
is such a forum whore.

now tobias, i wrote this song for you.
i wanted to tell you
"hey tobias, you're rad."
i hope you really like it.
if you dont, than just say you do,
it would really make my day.
i didnt spend too long on it,
but hey, it's the thought that counts.