cupidsbow's Fan Works Masterlist
Last updated: 17 October 2011
Full headers, including disclaimers and warnings, are given on the actual LJ entries; but, in case you haven't heard it before, all of these stories are total fiction. They are transformative works, which means I'm riffing on the ideas/events of others. And some of them contain content suitable only for adults.
Lotrips
Elijah's Collection
1. Gaydar
2. Lines
3. Play: Part 1 and Part 2
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: M, R (mild non-con situation, not explicit and non-ship), and NC-17
Summary: Elijah likes to collect things.
Doll
1. Doll
2. Fully-Posable Action Figures
3. How to Say I Love You and Other Slips of the Tongue
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: M, R, and NC-17
Warning: This is a work in progress, but each story stands alone.
Summary: Orlando has a kink for dolls.
Title: Elijah Wank Haiku
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: R
Summary: Just a little addendum to Doll 3, inspired by autotomy.
Captain Obvious and the Art of Intimidation
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5
Episode 6
Episode 7
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom, plus various others
Rating: See the individual episodes
Warning: This serial is a Work in Progress!
Summary: Superheroes and Arch-nemeses as you've never seen them before.
Title: Averting Armageddon
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: R
Note: Although this scene stands alone, it contains spoilers for the Captain Obvious series, The Art of Intimidation. This scene is not part of The Art of Intimidation storyline.
Falling Stars
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: R
Summary: Falling Stars is a seventeen chapter Orlijah AU space opera novella. I've friends-locked it, because the de-slashed version is original fiction that's part of my PhD thesis. If you'd like to read it, friend me and I'll friend back.
If you enjoyed "Falling Stars," you might like the story "Star Struck" by sadasi which is set in the same universe.
Anion's Gift
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: M
Summary: Anion's Gift is an 8,000 word Orlijah AU science fiction story. I've friends-locked it, because the de-slashed version is original fiction that's part of my PhD thesis. If you'd like to read it, friend me and I'll friend back.
Stand-alone stories
Title: And who has not?
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: PG
Summary: Elijah has friends, really.
Title: five scenes of Bohemian life
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC17 (angst)
Summary: Elijah and Orlando are Bohemians.
Title: Common Tongues
Pairing: Miranda Otto/Cate Blanchet
Rating: NC17
Summary: Cate and Miranda are in search of a lingua franca.
Title: Kissing Orlando
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC17
Summary: Orlando hits rock bottom; Elijah provides a cushioning mat.
Note: There is a lovely companion fic to this story, "Kissing Elijah," by the gorgeous Talesin Bloom.
Title: Manifesto
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom, Domenic Monaghan
Rating: M
Summary: Elijah discovers a problem with having a sexual manifesto.
Title: The Trouble with Poker
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom, Domenic Monahan/Billy Boyd
Rating: M
Summary: Elijah overthinks games of chance.
Title: TMI
Pairing: None (Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom if you squint)
Rating: M
Summary: The boys put a new spin on an old game.
Title: Memorable
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sometimes memories are indelible.
Title: Surfacing
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Orlando's feelings are too close to the surface.
Title: irresponsive sounding of the sea
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Blue is the loneliest colour.
Title: Piety
Pairing: EW/OB
Rating: R
Notes: For lotrpschallenge 37.
Title: Soft Touch
Pairing: EW/OB
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Orlando attempts to manipulate Elijah.
Title: Dreams of a Distant Sun
Pairing: EW/OB
Rating: NC-17
Request: For knoifey_spoony, as part of the lotrips_fqf.
Title: Hindsight
Pairing: EW/DM
Rating: R
Notes: For slashababy 2005.
Title: Unsheathed Weapons
Pairing: Elijah/Orlando
Rating: PG-13
Haiku Stories
Title: An Odyssey of Love. Parts: One, Two, Three, Four, and Five.
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Elijah and Orlando are on a journey of discovery.
Title: Fetish. Parts: One, Two, and Three.
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The boys explore their kinks.
Title: Fivefold
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: M
Summary: Elijah angsts in a lot of big words.
Title: Obsidian Love
Pairing: Liv Tyler/Lucy Lawless
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The girls find out if dark lust has to burn or break them.
Chapters: 1-2, 3-4, 5, 6-11, 12-14, 15, 16-20.
There are also a few single stanza haiku:
Chocolate (Cate/Liv)
Numbers (Orlijah; Liv Tyler/Lucy Lawless)
Rainbows (None)
Orgasms (None)
Sighs (Viggorli)
Legolas Greenleaf (Legolas/Gimli)
Various Haiku (Orlijah; Liv/Miranda; Matt Damon/Ben Affleck; Natalie Portman/Cameron Diaz)
WIPS and Other Stuff
Title: spectrum (WIP 1/?)--refraction
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom, Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen
Rating: R (BDSM themes)
Summary: Orlando is colour-blind; Elijah opens his eyes.
Title: American Dream
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: R
Notes: This story was inspired by the Football series by deleerium, full notes on LJ entry.
Summary: Orlando finds his American Dream.
Title: Bride of the Naughtiest Girl in School
Authors: cupidsbow and chaosmanor
Pairings: Orlijah, Monaboyd, Astin/McKellen (um, yes, really)
Rating: PG
Warnings: crack!fic
Summary: The fellowship do boarding school.
Lick
Authors: airgiodslv, makesmewannadie and cupidsbow
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC-17
Warning: WIP: given up for 2005 WIP Amnesty Day
Notes: Inspired by airgiodslv's WIP, "Lick."
Chapter 1: Lick by airgiodslv
Chapter 2: Aftertaste by cupidsbow
Chapter 3 by makesmewannadie
Chapter 4 by cupidsbow
Chapter 5 (Part 1 and Part 2) by makesmewannadie
Afflection
Daredevil's Dilemma
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4
Pairing: Ben Affleck/Matt Damon
Rating: M
Warning: This is a work in progress, but each chapter stands alone.
Summary: Ben has a decision to make.
Roadtrip
Pairing: Ben Affleck/Matt Damon
Rating: NC-17
Warning: W.I.P. This is a novel, so chapters don't stand alone. At present this story is flocked and filtered. If you want to be added to the reading list, drop me a comment.
Summary: Everything changes on the road.
Chapters: Part 1, 2, Part 3, Part 4, 5, 6, 7, Part 8, 9, Part 10, 11, 12, Part 13, 14.
Stand-alone Stories
Title: First
Pairing: Ben Affleck/Matt Damon
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ben considers his priorities.
Title: You Can't Make a Cake Without Breaking...
Pairing: Ben Affleck/Matt Damon
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The boys experience a kitchen crisis.
Title: minimum safe distance
Pairing: Ben Affleck/Matt Damon
Rating: R
Summary: Ben's paradigms get re-aligned.
Title: Marked
Pairing: Ben Affleck/Matt Damon
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Matt stakes a claim.
Title: Sea Creatures
Pairing: Ben Affleck/Matt Damon
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Drabble for the Valentine's Day Challenge 2005.
Title: Valentine's Day Renku, 2005
Authors: cupidsbow, fran_de_sales, la_joconde, vegetariansushi
Pairing: Ben Affleck/Matt Damon
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A story told in haiku, written for the Valentine's Day Challenge 2005.
Title: Sensitive Cowboys
Pairing: Matt Damon/Ben Affleck
Rating: NC-17, for disturbing crime
Warning: Inspired by the damonaffleck AU Challenge.
Summary: Ben is a sheriff with a body on his hands.
Title: Courtship Ritual
Pairing: Matt Damon/Ben Affleck
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Inspired by the damonaffleck AU Challenge, with apologies to William Goldman's The Princess Bride.
Summary: Matt and Ben compare swords.
Title: Away
Pairing: Matt Damon/Ben Affleck
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Haiku.
Title: flight
Pairing: Matt Damon/Ben Affleck
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The trouble with a friend you've had almost as long as life is boredom.
Title: Things to Come
Pairing: Matt Damon/Ben Affleck
Rating: PG-13
Notes: For the 2006 NYDSE on damonaffleck.
Title: So, You Want to Be A...
Pairing: Jen Garner/Matt Damon/Ben Affleck
Rating: M
Summary: Space pirates! Killer robots! Super powers! Everything you want in your crack AU story.
Notes: For the 2007 NYDSE on damonaffleck.
Dogma
Title: Real Time
Pairing: Loki/Bartleby
Rating: NC-17
Notes: This was written for the Afflection Remix 2005; it's a remix of First Time by Charles.
The Kingdom
Title: Will Be Done
Pairing: No Pairing
Rating: PG-15
Summary: Quantico wasn't what Janet was expecting, but that was okay. She was used to things not being anything like her expectations. (A story about Jen Garner's character, Janet Mayes)
Notes: For the 2008 NYDSE on damonaffleck.
Battlestar Galactica 2003
Title: 33 Minutes
Pairing: Kara/Lee
Rating: R
Spoilers: Episode "33"
Summary: A break in routine during the end of the world.
Title: fractures
Pairing: Withheld
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: "Mini-series," "Act of Contrition," "You Can't Go Home Again."
Summary: The best a pilot can hope for is to have good training, good instincts and the good luck to live long enough to avoid making the same mistake twice.
Title: Take 3
Pairing: Starbuck/Apollo
Rating: Various ratings
Warning: AU
Summary: Three things that never happened.
Note: There's also now a wonderful remix to one of these stories: Prayers Are Said (And the People Rest Remix) by lyra-sena.
Title: Having to Live (The Dying Inside Funky Remix)
Pairing: Kara/Lee
Rating: NC-17
For: remixredux 2006, remixing Having Someone to Live For by ALC Punk!
Summary: Lee doesn't understand that he'd been dead to them.
Smallville
Title: Something Blue
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Clark makes a wish.
NAVY: NCIS
Title: Elemental Rules
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Rating: R
Warning: This is a W.I.P.
Summary: Gibbs is a man of rules.
Title: A Life at Sea
Pairing: DiNozzo/OFC implied, Gibbs/DiNozzo if you squint
Rating: Adult, for violence and language
Notes: For the NCIS Ficathon.
Title: Say When
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Rating: R
Notes: For ncis_tinsel 2006.
Stargate: Atlantis
Being John Sheppard
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard, Sheppard/Atlantis, Beckett/Various
Rating: NC-17
Warning: W.I.P. This is a novel, so chapters don't stand alone. At present this story is flocked, but I'll be unlocking it once it's finished and beta-ed.
Summary: John gets to grips with himself.
Chapters: 1. An Unregretted Vow, 2. It's the Little Things, 3. The High Cost of Living, 4. Compound Interest, 5. Complications.
Balance
Title: Balance and Brace
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: M, NC-17
Summary: John finds his motives unsettling.
Title: Aliens Made Them Eat It
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Summary: For the sga_flashfic "Food and Buildings" challenge.
Title: Military Intelligence
Pairing: None (a little implied McKay/Sheppard and various others)
Rating: PG-13
Notes: This bit of crack was inspired by the sga_flashfic "Debriefing Challenge," but as it's written in IM, it's not really suitable to post there.
Title: The Education of Rodney McKay
Pairing: McKay/Brown, McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R
Summary: For the sga_flashfic "School" challenge.
Note: And now there's a podfic version.
Title: LonelyHearts Atlantis: Post 1, Post 2
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: M
Summary: This was a writing experiment--the story was written in real time, so it's a rough first draft, with all the limitations that implies.
Title: The Scientific Method
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R
Summary: For the 2005 undermistletoe "Ancient!John" prompt.
Title: A Brief History of Friendship
Pairing: None
Rating: R
Notes: The sga_flashfic "Shark" challenge.
Title: The Fiendish Plan of Dr. Macabre, and Offspring of the Fiendish Plan of Dr. Macabre
Pairing: Sheppard/Various, McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R, PG-13
Notes: AU crack!fic for the sga_flashfic "Shark" challenge.
Title: Thrill Ride
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Notes: For sga_santa 2005.
Title: Forbidden Fruit and Windfall
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13, NC-17
Notes: Inspired by oxoniensis' porn challenge. There's also now a well-done prequel, written for remixredux: Strawberry Juice (The Forbidden Fruit Remix) by randomeliza.
Title: The Relative Merits of Wanting and Getting
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R
Notes: The Urban Legends challenge: 36) Destructive act is blamed on convenient pet; and 42) Swedish navy mistakes minks for enemy submarines.
Title: Guru
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Note: This AU story is up for grabs if anyone wants to write it; the outline and first chapter are complete.
Title: The End of Restraint
Pairing: John/MarySue (John/Rodney/MarySue implied)
Rating: PG-13
Notes: For aspacer's Mary Sue challenge.
Title: Mnemonic, or Four Ways John Sheppard Didn't Lose His Mind
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R (dark themes)
Notes: svmadelyn's Cuff 'Em, Vamp 'Em, or Just Make 'Em Come Already Kink and Cliché Multi-Fandom Challenge, with the prompt of "Amnesia." And there is now a remix for the first story: Mnemonic (One Man Army Mix) by rokeon.
Title: Overheard on Atlantis, Overheard in a Meeting, Overheard at Supper
Pairing: None (McKay/Sheppard implied)
Rating: PG-13
Notes: Gossip fic.
Title: Haiku-a-thon
Pairing: Various
Rating: PG-13
Notes: Many haiku in various fandoms (but predominantly SGA), written to prompt.
Title: primary
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Note: I recently had a haiku-a-thon on my LJ. This was the story I wrote to finish things off, in response to the secret superpower challenge on sga_flashfic.
Title: 5 Dead SGA Stories
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard, various others
Rating: PG-13
Note: Stories I'll never finish; take, do with as you will.
Title: A Change of Seasons
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Note: for fairestcat, who asked for "five ways Rodney seduced John."
Title: Keylines
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard implied, another pairing implied
Rating: PG-13
Note: For inspiration, I googled a random word generator and got the word "keys". This is the result. Now with a podvid, and with an awesome translation by Lian, Umrisse.
Title: Jungle Fever
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13, AU
Note: For undermistletoe's Harlequin Week.
Title: soon again gone
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: M
Note: Written for karenbear, as part of sga_santa 2006. And there is now a remix for this story: soon again gone (hurry up and wait) by justskindeep.
Title: Sheppard's Choice
Pairing: None (McKay/Sheppard implied)
Rating: R
Summary: John has cross-dressed all his life. It's not his fault no one else has noticed.
Note: Remixed for remixredux08, as Sheppard's Choice (Theory of the Male Gaze remix) by telesilla.
Title: Summary Executions
Pairing: John/Rodney; Teyla/Sora
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A collection of shorts written in response to title prompts from my f-list.
Note: There is now a remix of one of these by lilyayl, " Yet You Are More Than Traps Or Nets (The Longer and Uncut Remix)".
Title: Like You Touch Me (The Skin Hungry Remix)
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Note: This was written for remix_redux 2007. The story I remixed is dogeared's lovely " Touch Me Like I Touch You."
Title: Haiku-a-thon 2: defter, shorter, and definitely cut!
Pairing: Various fandoms and pairings
Rating: PG-13
Title: Home Fires (The Making Warmth Remix)
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Note: gateverse_remix of siriaeve's "Of Cold Making Warmth"
Summary: The end of the war changed everything for John, except the one thing he was fighting for.
Title: Zombie Bad!fic Summaries I Have Loved
Pairing: Various, mostly McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Lots and lots of badfic summaries, written by various people.
Title: The Appearance of Things
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The first 4,000 unproofed words of John-and-Rodney-accidentally-get-married-in-Canada.
Warning: This is an unfinished work in progress. Read at your own risk.
Title: 8 ways not to write a fanfic and With 6 You Get Unicorns
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-15, NC-17
Summary: Why yes, yes I have been trawling fanfiction.net. Why do you ask? Also, and not co-incidentally, this is a raw first draft; unspellchecked, unbetaed, and not even re-read. In case you're wondering, it's brilliant genius stuff and I love it really a lot. You should definitely read and comment. If you do, I promise not to write more of it :)
Title: Class: Insecta
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17 for violence and sex
Summary: John figures Beckett's magic pill will make all the side-effects fade away, so that he's just standard-issue John Sheppard again, all the way through. For sga_santa 2007.
Note: There is also fantastic art for this by almost-clara: Insecta John.
Title: Insecta Haiku
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Haiku set in the Insecta 'verse.
Title: Summary Executions 2: Lotrips and SGA
Pairing: Elijah/Orlando, McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13 to NC-17
Summary: Vignettes written to prompt.
Title: to dream such things
Pairing: No Pairing
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The quiet was so deep, it was as though the world had stopped turning. It was a feeling Teyla had experienced before, on other worlds. On too many other worlds.
Title: Happily Ever After (the Pegasus remix)
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating:PG-13
Summary: One glass slipper alien device. One romantic quest typical Atlantis lab accident. One revelation of true love something far more ironic.
Title: One Peace At A Time (One Damn Thing After Another)
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R, violence
Summary: The day he woke up and counted seventy-nine blood dots on his calendar, John panicked. It was taking too long. Something had happened to his team. They weren't coming for him. Remix of One Piece At A Time, by argosy.
Title: The Inbox of Dr Rodney McKay (PhD PhD) Game, The Inbox of the Commander of Atlantis, The Chief Medical Officer of Atlantis
Pairing: Various, mostly gen
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Emails written by various people as part of a game.
Title: A Vow
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Title: intimated
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Summary: There are worse things John could be caught doing, especially at night.
Title: Summary Executions 3
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard, OT4 and gen
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Pirates; kidfic; nursery rhyme crime; dragons; dentists; Dr Who; the Arthurian cycle; POWs; pioneers; university professors; Iron Chefs; and politicians. It's a veritable bounty!
Title: Necessary Things
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R
Summary: There are some things no-one can live without.
Title: Three Strikes
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Summary: There's nothing John won't do to win, and Rodney is the biggest prize of all. Storytime transcript.
Title: Reputation
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Rodney's reputation precedes him.
Stargate: SG1
Title: When in Rome
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Rating: M
Summary: Jack gives Daniel a quick lesson in Simulated Sexual Moaning in Field Situations.
Title: Guilty Pleasure
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Rating: R (some non-con het)
Summary: Daniel has a close encounter of the Goauld kind.
Torchwood
Title: Hooks and Eyes
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, Ianto/OFC
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Even people without secrets have things they want to hide.
Title: A Band of Related Objects, by angstslashhope and cupidsbow
Pairing: Team, Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "Values within a spectrum may not be associated with precisely quantifiable numbers or definitions, but a broad range of conditions or behaviors grouped together and studied under a single title for ease of discussion."
Title: Rebound
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The first time Ianto feels it -- a creeping sense of not-quite déjà vu, making his nape prickle -- is when Jack asks him out on a date.
Title: Homme Fatal
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Torchwood trained Ianto Jones, but that doesn't make him theirs.
Title: Five Times Torchwood Has a Close Encounter with a Sweet Young Thing
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "I see," said Ianto, who, sadly, was beginning to see, and was rather wishing he was still too drunk for rational thought. "You don't pay me enough for this."
Title: Time Management
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, Ianto/Lisa, Jack/John Hart
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The Agency taught Jack the rules of time travel. Some of them no longer apply.
Note: This story has a companion songvid, Tango.
Title: Tosh
Pairing: Tosh/Owen
Rating: PG-13
Summary: There are days when Tosh doesn't feel like a real person.
Title: Suzie
Pairing: No Pairing
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Suzie likes to ride her motorbike.
Title: Tradition
Pairing: No Pairing
Rating: PG-13
Summary: There are certain things you can expect when working for Torchwood... Retcon. Years That Never Were. Time bubbles. French pastries.
Title: Janet
Pairing: No Pairing
Rating: PG-15
Summary: The crack had opened in the air like a fiery cloaca, offering to birth Zhanget into a new world.
Title: WYSIWYG
Pairing: Ianto/Lisa, Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Here's the thing about Ianto Jones: what you see, is what you get.
Title: Weapon of Choice
Pairing: No Pairing
Rating: PG-15
Summary: Objectively speaking, Mainframe's makers were hate-mongers.
Jacquie 'Verse
Title: Mother
Pairing: OC/OC, OC/OC/OC
Rating: PG-15
Summary: She ended up in the Peninsular colony because it was at the ass end of the universe.
Title: Daughter
Pairing: Jack/various
Rating: PG-15
Summary: Jacquie learned a lot about torture from The Enemy; particularly the things that could be used to get inside someone's mind, and twist.
Title: Expedience
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Summary: There's a reason Jack's never doing that again.
Highlander
Title: Still Love
Pairing: Duncan/Methos
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Duncan realises that Methos will always come back.
Supernatural
Title: Impressionist
Pairing: Dean/Castiel/Lisa
Rating: PG-13
Summary: You can't go home again.
Title: Supernatural Romance (fic and art)
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Announcing the release of the twenty-fifth book in the Supernatural Romance series by Carver Edlund.
Title: Off the Menu
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: PG-15
Summary: A post-den-of-iniquity ficlet, written for tesserae.
Title: Epistles: Five Letters Penned by Dean Winchester
Pairing: Dean/Castiel implied, brief Dean/OFC
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Five times Dean Winchester asked for what he really wanted. Canonical death; spoilers for all seasons, including S7.
The Seven Virtues of Dean Winchester
Title: The Strategic Enabling of Sloth
Pairing: Dean/Castiel pre-slash or friendship fic
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Seven times Dean derailed an angel before he sinned. The first of seven stand-alone ficlets.
Songvids and Fan art
Title: Keylines
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Summary: This is a podvid of the story Keylines.
Title: Frozen
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: No Pairing
Rating: PG-13
Music: Frozen by Madonna
Summary: The central tragedy of Jack's life.
Title: Shot in the Back
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Music: Shot in the Back of the Head by Moby
Summary: A remix of Day One, Children of Earth.
Title: Attachments
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Music: Scapala (direct link)
Summary: One click of a button, and everything changes.
Title: Creep
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Music: "Creep" by Frank Bennett
Summary: Starring Torchwood agent Ianto Jones as himself.
Title: First Aid
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Music: "I Touch Myself" by Divinyls
Summary: Jack has a first-aid fetish... or maybe just an Ianto fetish.
Note: This is a companion songvid to Hope's story, First Aid.
Title: 1941: The Year that Never Was!
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Tosh, Jack/realJack, Jack/Tosh/realJack
Rating: PG-13
Music: "Sing, Sing, Sing" by Benny Goodman (1987 remaster)
Summary: What if Jack had never met the Doctor?
Note: This songivd has a companion story, Kiss the Boys Goodbye by Hope.
Title: Tango
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, Ianto/Lisa, Jack/John Hart, Ianto/John Hart
Rating: PG-13
Music: "El Tango de Roxanne" by Ewan McGregor and Jose Feliciano, from Moulin Rouge
Summary: Time to change your partners!
Note: This songvid is a companion to the story Time Management.
Title: Wake
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: No Pairing
Rating: PG-13
Music: 'Juliet' by Russ Nixon, and The Tempest IV.1 read by Joseph Fiennes (from When Love Speaks)
Summary: We are such stuff as dreams are made on...
Title: Lalita! (remastered)
Fandom: Bride and Prejudice
Pairing: Lalita/Wickham, Lalita/Darcy
Rating: PG-13
Music: 'Exotica' by Pepe Jamarillo
Summary: Love, dancing and Lalita! For Festivids 2009.
Title: Transcendent Angel Airways
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Dean & Castiel
Rating: PG-13
Music: TAA ad jingle, circa 1960s
Summary: Why is Dean so afraid of flying? It’s the safest way to travel!
Title: Playing to Win (remastered)
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: PG-13
Music: Little River Band
Summary: If you wait too long, it could be too late.
Title: Almost Lover
Fandom: Ever After
Pairing: Danielle/Henry
Rating: PG-13
Music: A Fine Frenzy
Summary: Sometimes happily ever after isn't how it ends. Festivids 2010.
Title: Encore
Fandom: The One
Rating: PG-13
Music: Danger Mouse
Summary: You can't replace him with cheap imitations. Lots of fast cuts and flashing lights. For fanvideo_las.
Title: King of the Game
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG-13
Music: 'End of the World News' by Tom McRae
Summary: No more Apocalypse, but it's still the end of the world. Dean's journey from Hell and back again. Fast cuts, flashing lights, violence.
Fan art
Title: Revenant
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: No Pairing, or Jack/Time
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Time: Jack's harsh mistress.
Title: Supernatural Romance (art and fic)
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Announcing the release of the twenty-fifth book in the Supernatural Romance series by Carver Edlund.
* * *
- Major Fandoms
- Stargate: Atlantis
- Supernatural
- Torchwood
- Afflection
- Lotrips
- Songvids and Fan art
Minor Fandoms - Battlestar Galactica
- Highlander
- NAVY: NCIS
- Smallville
- Stargate: SG1
Full headers, including disclaimers and warnings, are given on the actual LJ entries; but, in case you haven't heard it before, all of these stories are total fiction. They are transformative works, which means I'm riffing on the ideas/events of others. And some of them contain content suitable only for adults.
Lotrips
Elijah's Collection
1. Gaydar
2. Lines
3. Play: Part 1 and Part 2
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: M, R (mild non-con situation, not explicit and non-ship), and NC-17
Summary: Elijah likes to collect things.
Doll
1. Doll
2. Fully-Posable Action Figures
3. How to Say I Love You and Other Slips of the Tongue
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: M, R, and NC-17
Warning: This is a work in progress, but each story stands alone.
Summary: Orlando has a kink for dolls.
Title: Elijah Wank Haiku
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: R
Summary: Just a little addendum to Doll 3, inspired by autotomy.
Captain Obvious and the Art of Intimidation
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5
Episode 6
Episode 7
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom, plus various others
Rating: See the individual episodes
Warning: This serial is a Work in Progress!
Summary: Superheroes and Arch-nemeses as you've never seen them before.
Title: Averting Armageddon
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: R
Note: Although this scene stands alone, it contains spoilers for the Captain Obvious series, The Art of Intimidation. This scene is not part of The Art of Intimidation storyline.
Falling Stars
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: R
Summary: Falling Stars is a seventeen chapter Orlijah AU space opera novella. I've friends-locked it, because the de-slashed version is original fiction that's part of my PhD thesis. If you'd like to read it, friend me and I'll friend back.
If you enjoyed "Falling Stars," you might like the story "Star Struck" by sadasi which is set in the same universe.
Anion's Gift
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: M
Summary: Anion's Gift is an 8,000 word Orlijah AU science fiction story. I've friends-locked it, because the de-slashed version is original fiction that's part of my PhD thesis. If you'd like to read it, friend me and I'll friend back.
Stand-alone stories
Title: And who has not?
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: PG
Summary: Elijah has friends, really.
Title: five scenes of Bohemian life
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC17 (angst)
Summary: Elijah and Orlando are Bohemians.
Title: Common Tongues
Pairing: Miranda Otto/Cate Blanchet
Rating: NC17
Summary: Cate and Miranda are in search of a lingua franca.
Title: Kissing Orlando
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC17
Summary: Orlando hits rock bottom; Elijah provides a cushioning mat.
Note: There is a lovely companion fic to this story, "Kissing Elijah," by the gorgeous Talesin Bloom.
Title: Manifesto
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom, Domenic Monaghan
Rating: M
Summary: Elijah discovers a problem with having a sexual manifesto.
Title: The Trouble with Poker
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom, Domenic Monahan/Billy Boyd
Rating: M
Summary: Elijah overthinks games of chance.
Title: TMI
Pairing: None (Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom if you squint)
Rating: M
Summary: The boys put a new spin on an old game.
Title: Memorable
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sometimes memories are indelible.
Title: Surfacing
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Orlando's feelings are too close to the surface.
Title: irresponsive sounding of the sea
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Blue is the loneliest colour.
Title: Piety
Pairing: EW/OB
Rating: R
Notes: For lotrpschallenge 37.
Title: Soft Touch
Pairing: EW/OB
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Orlando attempts to manipulate Elijah.
Title: Dreams of a Distant Sun
Pairing: EW/OB
Rating: NC-17
Request: For knoifey_spoony, as part of the lotrips_fqf.
Title: Hindsight
Pairing: EW/DM
Rating: R
Notes: For slashababy 2005.
Title: Unsheathed Weapons
Pairing: Elijah/Orlando
Rating: PG-13
Haiku Stories
Title: An Odyssey of Love. Parts: One, Two, Three, Four, and Five.
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Elijah and Orlando are on a journey of discovery.
Title: Fetish. Parts: One, Two, and Three.
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The boys explore their kinks.
Title: Fivefold
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: M
Summary: Elijah angsts in a lot of big words.
Title: Obsidian Love
Pairing: Liv Tyler/Lucy Lawless
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The girls find out if dark lust has to burn or break them.
Chapters: 1-2, 3-4, 5, 6-11, 12-14, 15, 16-20.
There are also a few single stanza haiku:
Chocolate (Cate/Liv)
Numbers (Orlijah; Liv Tyler/Lucy Lawless)
Rainbows (None)
Orgasms (None)
Sighs (Viggorli)
Legolas Greenleaf (Legolas/Gimli)
Various Haiku (Orlijah; Liv/Miranda; Matt Damon/Ben Affleck; Natalie Portman/Cameron Diaz)
WIPS and Other Stuff
Title: spectrum (WIP 1/?)--refraction
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom, Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen
Rating: R (BDSM themes)
Summary: Orlando is colour-blind; Elijah opens his eyes.
Title: American Dream
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: R
Notes: This story was inspired by the Football series by deleerium, full notes on LJ entry.
Summary: Orlando finds his American Dream.
Title: Bride of the Naughtiest Girl in School
Authors: cupidsbow and chaosmanor
Pairings: Orlijah, Monaboyd, Astin/McKellen (um, yes, really)
Rating: PG
Warnings: crack!fic
Summary: The fellowship do boarding school.
Lick
Authors: airgiodslv, makesmewannadie and cupidsbow
Pairing: Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC-17
Warning: WIP: given up for 2005 WIP Amnesty Day
Notes: Inspired by airgiodslv's WIP, "Lick."
Chapter 1: Lick by airgiodslv
Chapter 2: Aftertaste by cupidsbow
Chapter 3 by makesmewannadie
Chapter 4 by cupidsbow
Chapter 5 (Part 1 and Part 2) by makesmewannadie
Afflection
Daredevil's Dilemma
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4
Pairing: Ben Affleck/Matt Damon
Rating: M
Warning: This is a work in progress, but each chapter stands alone.
Summary: Ben has a decision to make.
Roadtrip
Pairing: Ben Affleck/Matt Damon
Rating: NC-17
Warning: W.I.P. This is a novel, so chapters don't stand alone. At present this story is flocked and filtered. If you want to be added to the reading list, drop me a comment.
Summary: Everything changes on the road.
Chapters: Part 1, 2, Part 3, Part 4, 5, 6, 7, Part 8, 9, Part 10, 11, 12, Part 13, 14.
Stand-alone Stories
Title: First
Pairing: Ben Affleck/Matt Damon
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ben considers his priorities.
Title: You Can't Make a Cake Without Breaking...
Pairing: Ben Affleck/Matt Damon
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The boys experience a kitchen crisis.
Title: minimum safe distance
Pairing: Ben Affleck/Matt Damon
Rating: R
Summary: Ben's paradigms get re-aligned.
Title: Marked
Pairing: Ben Affleck/Matt Damon
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Matt stakes a claim.
Title: Sea Creatures
Pairing: Ben Affleck/Matt Damon
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Drabble for the Valentine's Day Challenge 2005.
Title: Valentine's Day Renku, 2005
Authors: cupidsbow, fran_de_sales, la_joconde, vegetariansushi
Pairing: Ben Affleck/Matt Damon
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A story told in haiku, written for the Valentine's Day Challenge 2005.
Title: Sensitive Cowboys
Pairing: Matt Damon/Ben Affleck
Rating: NC-17, for disturbing crime
Warning: Inspired by the damonaffleck AU Challenge.
Summary: Ben is a sheriff with a body on his hands.
Title: Courtship Ritual
Pairing: Matt Damon/Ben Affleck
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Inspired by the damonaffleck AU Challenge, with apologies to William Goldman's The Princess Bride.
Summary: Matt and Ben compare swords.
Title: Away
Pairing: Matt Damon/Ben Affleck
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Haiku.
Title: flight
Pairing: Matt Damon/Ben Affleck
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The trouble with a friend you've had almost as long as life is boredom.
Title: Things to Come
Pairing: Matt Damon/Ben Affleck
Rating: PG-13
Notes: For the 2006 NYDSE on damonaffleck.
Title: So, You Want to Be A...
Pairing: Jen Garner/Matt Damon/Ben Affleck
Rating: M
Summary: Space pirates! Killer robots! Super powers! Everything you want in your crack AU story.
Notes: For the 2007 NYDSE on damonaffleck.
Dogma
Title: Real Time
Pairing: Loki/Bartleby
Rating: NC-17
Notes: This was written for the Afflection Remix 2005; it's a remix of First Time by Charles.
The Kingdom
Title: Will Be Done
Pairing: No Pairing
Rating: PG-15
Summary: Quantico wasn't what Janet was expecting, but that was okay. She was used to things not being anything like her expectations. (A story about Jen Garner's character, Janet Mayes)
Notes: For the 2008 NYDSE on damonaffleck.
Battlestar Galactica 2003
Title: 33 Minutes
Pairing: Kara/Lee
Rating: R
Spoilers: Episode "33"
Summary: A break in routine during the end of the world.
Title: fractures
Pairing: Withheld
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: "Mini-series," "Act of Contrition," "You Can't Go Home Again."
Summary: The best a pilot can hope for is to have good training, good instincts and the good luck to live long enough to avoid making the same mistake twice.
Title: Take 3
Pairing: Starbuck/Apollo
Rating: Various ratings
Warning: AU
Summary: Three things that never happened.
Note: There's also now a wonderful remix to one of these stories: Prayers Are Said (And the People Rest Remix) by lyra-sena.
Title: Having to Live (The Dying Inside Funky Remix)
Pairing: Kara/Lee
Rating: NC-17
For: remixredux 2006, remixing Having Someone to Live For by ALC Punk!
Summary: Lee doesn't understand that he'd been dead to them.
Smallville
Title: Something Blue
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Clark makes a wish.
NAVY: NCIS
Title: Elemental Rules
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Rating: R
Warning: This is a W.I.P.
Summary: Gibbs is a man of rules.
Title: A Life at Sea
Pairing: DiNozzo/OFC implied, Gibbs/DiNozzo if you squint
Rating: Adult, for violence and language
Notes: For the NCIS Ficathon.
Title: Say When
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Rating: R
Notes: For ncis_tinsel 2006.
Stargate: Atlantis
Being John Sheppard
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard, Sheppard/Atlantis, Beckett/Various
Rating: NC-17
Warning: W.I.P. This is a novel, so chapters don't stand alone. At present this story is flocked, but I'll be unlocking it once it's finished and beta-ed.
Summary: John gets to grips with himself.
Chapters: 1. An Unregretted Vow, 2. It's the Little Things, 3. The High Cost of Living, 4. Compound Interest, 5. Complications.
Balance
Title: Balance and Brace
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: M, NC-17
Summary: John finds his motives unsettling.
Title: Aliens Made Them Eat It
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Summary: For the sga_flashfic "Food and Buildings" challenge.
Title: Military Intelligence
Pairing: None (a little implied McKay/Sheppard and various others)
Rating: PG-13
Notes: This bit of crack was inspired by the sga_flashfic "Debriefing Challenge," but as it's written in IM, it's not really suitable to post there.
Title: The Education of Rodney McKay
Pairing: McKay/Brown, McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R
Summary: For the sga_flashfic "School" challenge.
Note: And now there's a podfic version.
Title: LonelyHearts Atlantis: Post 1, Post 2
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: M
Summary: This was a writing experiment--the story was written in real time, so it's a rough first draft, with all the limitations that implies.
Title: The Scientific Method
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R
Summary: For the 2005 undermistletoe "Ancient!John" prompt.
Title: A Brief History of Friendship
Pairing: None
Rating: R
Notes: The sga_flashfic "Shark" challenge.
Title: The Fiendish Plan of Dr. Macabre, and Offspring of the Fiendish Plan of Dr. Macabre
Pairing: Sheppard/Various, McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R, PG-13
Notes: AU crack!fic for the sga_flashfic "Shark" challenge.
Title: Thrill Ride
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Notes: For sga_santa 2005.
Title: Forbidden Fruit and Windfall
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13, NC-17
Notes: Inspired by oxoniensis' porn challenge. There's also now a well-done prequel, written for remixredux: Strawberry Juice (The Forbidden Fruit Remix) by randomeliza.
Title: The Relative Merits of Wanting and Getting
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R
Notes: The Urban Legends challenge: 36) Destructive act is blamed on convenient pet; and 42) Swedish navy mistakes minks for enemy submarines.
Title: Guru
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Note: This AU story is up for grabs if anyone wants to write it; the outline and first chapter are complete.
Title: The End of Restraint
Pairing: John/MarySue (John/Rodney/MarySue implied)
Rating: PG-13
Notes: For aspacer's Mary Sue challenge.
Title: Mnemonic, or Four Ways John Sheppard Didn't Lose His Mind
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R (dark themes)
Notes: svmadelyn's Cuff 'Em, Vamp 'Em, or Just Make 'Em Come Already Kink and Cliché Multi-Fandom Challenge, with the prompt of "Amnesia." And there is now a remix for the first story: Mnemonic (One Man Army Mix) by rokeon.
Title: Overheard on Atlantis, Overheard in a Meeting, Overheard at Supper
Pairing: None (McKay/Sheppard implied)
Rating: PG-13
Notes: Gossip fic.
Title: Haiku-a-thon
Pairing: Various
Rating: PG-13
Notes: Many haiku in various fandoms (but predominantly SGA), written to prompt.
Title: primary
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Note: I recently had a haiku-a-thon on my LJ. This was the story I wrote to finish things off, in response to the secret superpower challenge on sga_flashfic.
Title: 5 Dead SGA Stories
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard, various others
Rating: PG-13
Note: Stories I'll never finish; take, do with as you will.
Title: A Change of Seasons
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Note: for fairestcat, who asked for "five ways Rodney seduced John."
Title: Keylines
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard implied, another pairing implied
Rating: PG-13
Note: For inspiration, I googled a random word generator and got the word "keys". This is the result. Now with a podvid, and with an awesome translation by Lian, Umrisse.
Title: Jungle Fever
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13, AU
Note: For undermistletoe's Harlequin Week.
Title: soon again gone
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: M
Note: Written for karenbear, as part of sga_santa 2006. And there is now a remix for this story: soon again gone (hurry up and wait) by justskindeep.
Title: Sheppard's Choice
Pairing: None (McKay/Sheppard implied)
Rating: R
Summary: John has cross-dressed all his life. It's not his fault no one else has noticed.
Note: Remixed for remixredux08, as Sheppard's Choice (Theory of the Male Gaze remix) by telesilla.
Title: Summary Executions
Pairing: John/Rodney; Teyla/Sora
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A collection of shorts written in response to title prompts from my f-list.
Note: There is now a remix of one of these by lilyayl, " Yet You Are More Than Traps Or Nets (The Longer and Uncut Remix)".
Title: Like You Touch Me (The Skin Hungry Remix)
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Note: This was written for remix_redux 2007. The story I remixed is dogeared's lovely " Touch Me Like I Touch You."
Title: Haiku-a-thon 2: defter, shorter, and definitely cut!
Pairing: Various fandoms and pairings
Rating: PG-13
Title: Home Fires (The Making Warmth Remix)
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Note: gateverse_remix of siriaeve's "Of Cold Making Warmth"
Summary: The end of the war changed everything for John, except the one thing he was fighting for.
Title: Zombie Bad!fic Summaries I Have Loved
Pairing: Various, mostly McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Lots and lots of badfic summaries, written by various people.
Title: The Appearance of Things
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The first 4,000 unproofed words of John-and-Rodney-accidentally-get-married-in-Canada.
Warning: This is an unfinished work in progress. Read at your own risk.
Title: 8 ways not to write a fanfic and With 6 You Get Unicorns
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-15, NC-17
Summary: Why yes, yes I have been trawling fanfiction.net. Why do you ask? Also, and not co-incidentally, this is a raw first draft; unspellchecked, unbetaed, and not even re-read. In case you're wondering, it's brilliant genius stuff and I love it really a lot. You should definitely read and comment. If you do, I promise not to write more of it :)
Title: Class: Insecta
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17 for violence and sex
Summary: John figures Beckett's magic pill will make all the side-effects fade away, so that he's just standard-issue John Sheppard again, all the way through. For sga_santa 2007.
Note: There is also fantastic art for this by almost-clara: Insecta John.
Title: Insecta Haiku
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Haiku set in the Insecta 'verse.
Title: Summary Executions 2: Lotrips and SGA
Pairing: Elijah/Orlando, McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13 to NC-17
Summary: Vignettes written to prompt.
Title: to dream such things
Pairing: No Pairing
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The quiet was so deep, it was as though the world had stopped turning. It was a feeling Teyla had experienced before, on other worlds. On too many other worlds.
Title: Happily Ever After (the Pegasus remix)
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating:PG-13
Summary: One glass slipper alien device. One romantic quest typical Atlantis lab accident. One revelation of true love something far more ironic.
Title: One Peace At A Time (One Damn Thing After Another)
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R, violence
Summary: The day he woke up and counted seventy-nine blood dots on his calendar, John panicked. It was taking too long. Something had happened to his team. They weren't coming for him. Remix of One Piece At A Time, by argosy.
Title: The Inbox of Dr Rodney McKay (PhD PhD) Game, The Inbox of the Commander of Atlantis, The Chief Medical Officer of Atlantis
Pairing: Various, mostly gen
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Emails written by various people as part of a game.
Title: A Vow
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Title: intimated
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Summary: There are worse things John could be caught doing, especially at night.
Title: Summary Executions 3
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard, OT4 and gen
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Pirates; kidfic; nursery rhyme crime; dragons; dentists; Dr Who; the Arthurian cycle; POWs; pioneers; university professors; Iron Chefs; and politicians. It's a veritable bounty!
Title: Necessary Things
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R
Summary: There are some things no-one can live without.
Title: Three Strikes
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Summary: There's nothing John won't do to win, and Rodney is the biggest prize of all. Storytime transcript.
Title: Reputation
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Rodney's reputation precedes him.
Stargate: SG1
Title: When in Rome
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Rating: M
Summary: Jack gives Daniel a quick lesson in Simulated Sexual Moaning in Field Situations.
Title: Guilty Pleasure
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Rating: R (some non-con het)
Summary: Daniel has a close encounter of the Goauld kind.
Torchwood
Title: Hooks and Eyes
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, Ianto/OFC
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Even people without secrets have things they want to hide.
Title: A Band of Related Objects, by angstslashhope and cupidsbow
Pairing: Team, Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "Values within a spectrum may not be associated with precisely quantifiable numbers or definitions, but a broad range of conditions or behaviors grouped together and studied under a single title for ease of discussion."
Title: Rebound
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The first time Ianto feels it -- a creeping sense of not-quite déjà vu, making his nape prickle -- is when Jack asks him out on a date.
Title: Homme Fatal
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Torchwood trained Ianto Jones, but that doesn't make him theirs.
Title: Five Times Torchwood Has a Close Encounter with a Sweet Young Thing
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "I see," said Ianto, who, sadly, was beginning to see, and was rather wishing he was still too drunk for rational thought. "You don't pay me enough for this."
Title: Time Management
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, Ianto/Lisa, Jack/John Hart
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The Agency taught Jack the rules of time travel. Some of them no longer apply.
Note: This story has a companion songvid, Tango.
Title: Tosh
Pairing: Tosh/Owen
Rating: PG-13
Summary: There are days when Tosh doesn't feel like a real person.
Title: Suzie
Pairing: No Pairing
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Suzie likes to ride her motorbike.
Title: Tradition
Pairing: No Pairing
Rating: PG-13
Summary: There are certain things you can expect when working for Torchwood... Retcon. Years That Never Were. Time bubbles. French pastries.
Title: Janet
Pairing: No Pairing
Rating: PG-15
Summary: The crack had opened in the air like a fiery cloaca, offering to birth Zhanget into a new world.
Title: WYSIWYG
Pairing: Ianto/Lisa, Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Here's the thing about Ianto Jones: what you see, is what you get.
Title: Weapon of Choice
Pairing: No Pairing
Rating: PG-15
Summary: Objectively speaking, Mainframe's makers were hate-mongers.
Jacquie 'Verse
Title: Mother
Pairing: OC/OC, OC/OC/OC
Rating: PG-15
Summary: She ended up in the Peninsular colony because it was at the ass end of the universe.
Title: Daughter
Pairing: Jack/various
Rating: PG-15
Summary: Jacquie learned a lot about torture from The Enemy; particularly the things that could be used to get inside someone's mind, and twist.
Title: Expedience
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Summary: There's a reason Jack's never doing that again.
Highlander
Title: Still Love
Pairing: Duncan/Methos
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Duncan realises that Methos will always come back.
Supernatural
Title: Impressionist
Pairing: Dean/Castiel/Lisa
Rating: PG-13
Summary: You can't go home again.
Title: Supernatural Romance (fic and art)
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Announcing the release of the twenty-fifth book in the Supernatural Romance series by Carver Edlund.
Title: Off the Menu
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: PG-15
Summary: A post-den-of-iniquity ficlet, written for tesserae.
Title: Epistles: Five Letters Penned by Dean Winchester
Pairing: Dean/Castiel implied, brief Dean/OFC
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Five times Dean Winchester asked for what he really wanted. Canonical death; spoilers for all seasons, including S7.
The Seven Virtues of Dean Winchester
Title: The Strategic Enabling of Sloth
Pairing: Dean/Castiel pre-slash or friendship fic
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Seven times Dean derailed an angel before he sinned. The first of seven stand-alone ficlets.
Songvids and Fan art
Title: Keylines
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Summary: This is a podvid of the story Keylines.
Title: Frozen
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: No Pairing
Rating: PG-13
Music: Frozen by Madonna
Summary: The central tragedy of Jack's life.
Title: Shot in the Back
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Music: Shot in the Back of the Head by Moby
Summary: A remix of Day One, Children of Earth.
Title: Attachments
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Music: Scapala (direct link)
Summary: One click of a button, and everything changes.
Title: Creep
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Music: "Creep" by Frank Bennett
Summary: Starring Torchwood agent Ianto Jones as himself.
Title: First Aid
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Music: "I Touch Myself" by Divinyls
Summary: Jack has a first-aid fetish... or maybe just an Ianto fetish.
Note: This is a companion songvid to Hope's story, First Aid.
Title: 1941: The Year that Never Was!
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Tosh, Jack/realJack, Jack/Tosh/realJack
Rating: PG-13
Music: "Sing, Sing, Sing" by Benny Goodman (1987 remaster)
Summary: What if Jack had never met the Doctor?
Note: This songivd has a companion story, Kiss the Boys Goodbye by Hope.
Title: Tango
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, Ianto/Lisa, Jack/John Hart, Ianto/John Hart
Rating: PG-13
Music: "El Tango de Roxanne" by Ewan McGregor and Jose Feliciano, from Moulin Rouge
Summary: Time to change your partners!
Note: This songvid is a companion to the story Time Management.
Title: Wake
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: No Pairing
Rating: PG-13
Music: 'Juliet' by Russ Nixon, and The Tempest IV.1 read by Joseph Fiennes (from When Love Speaks)
Summary: We are such stuff as dreams are made on...
Title: Lalita! (remastered)
Fandom: Bride and Prejudice
Pairing: Lalita/Wickham, Lalita/Darcy
Rating: PG-13
Music: 'Exotica' by Pepe Jamarillo
Summary: Love, dancing and Lalita! For Festivids 2009.
Title: Transcendent Angel Airways
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Dean & Castiel
Rating: PG-13
Music: TAA ad jingle, circa 1960s
Summary: Why is Dean so afraid of flying? It’s the safest way to travel!
Title: Playing to Win (remastered)
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: PG-13
Music: Little River Band
Summary: If you wait too long, it could be too late.
Title: Almost Lover
Fandom: Ever After
Pairing: Danielle/Henry
Rating: PG-13
Music: A Fine Frenzy
Summary: Sometimes happily ever after isn't how it ends. Festivids 2010.
Title: Encore
Fandom: The One
Rating: PG-13
Music: Danger Mouse
Summary: You can't replace him with cheap imitations. Lots of fast cuts and flashing lights. For fanvideo_las.
Title: King of the Game
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG-13
Music: 'End of the World News' by Tom McRae
Summary: No more Apocalypse, but it's still the end of the world. Dean's journey from Hell and back again. Fast cuts, flashing lights, violence.
Fan art
Title: Revenant
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: No Pairing, or Jack/Time
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Time: Jack's harsh mistress.
Title: Supernatural Romance (art and fic)
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Announcing the release of the twenty-fifth book in the Supernatural Romance series by Carver Edlund.
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