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Crack fic: "With 6 You Get Unicorns" by cupidsbow

Mar 02, 2008 03:23

Okay. You asked for it. Don't blame me for the resulting eye trauma.

Title: With 6 You Get Unicorns
Author: cupidsbow
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17, for the trifecta: sex, violence, death
Summary: Sequel ahoy. With unicorns.
Series: 8 ways not to write a fanfic
For: This was meant to be a thank you to sandrainthesun for her glorious ( Read more... )

fiction, presents, sga, slash

Comments 133

shaylindra/unicorn OTP 4EvEr v_greyson March 1 2008, 20:31:20 UTC

i almost fell off my sofa from laughing. this is AWESOMEBAD. you win at the internet(s).

Re: shaylindra/unicorn OTP 4EvEr cupidsbow March 2 2008, 08:38:30 UTC

*hands you a cushion*

Thank you! I can't tell you how proud I am of this story. Really. Can't. ;)

incidental_fire March 1 2008, 20:47:22 UTC

Oh, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard. I'm honestly not sure which is my favorite part, if it's "Koala" showing up, John actually being a unicorn, Rodney running out only wearing pants and nipple clamps, the truly terrible sex, Dr Shaylindra, or Radek's interesting use of foreign languages. HYSTERICAL!!!

cupidsbow March 2 2008, 08:40:01 UTC

When my spellchecker came up with Koala I just has to use it. It's perfect isn't it? But shhh, no-one's meant to know that I spellcheck. It'll be our sekrit :)

thady March 1 2008, 20:53:21 UTC

OMG! *takes a cup of bleach*

This is hilarious! I love it. :)

cupidsbow March 2 2008, 08:50:53 UTC

Thank you... I think. ;)

dodificus March 1 2008, 21:05:45 UTC

The sad thing is, I think I've read half these stories in their natural habitat.

But, hands down, that's the best final line in a story I've ever read:)

From now on, you'll always be my little pony."

cupidsbow March 2 2008, 12:31:08 UTC

Thank you, and I know, because I've read them too. Hence my frightening ability to channel the badfic mojo at will.

I'm on a roll with endings in this series, aren't I? I wonder what I'll top it with in the next exciting instalment.

atlantidal March 1 2008, 21:58:07 UTC

Oh. Oh, God. I just had a flashback to a Sentinel fic (I can't remember which, I must have REPRESSED IT), in which Jim thinks of himself as a stallion and of Blair as his "shaggy little pony." Thank you for that. *scrubs brain*

This was hilarious, though. I think I'd find it even funnier if certain fics of this ilk weren't a guilty pleasure of mine. *looks shifty*

cupidsbow March 2 2008, 12:33:18 UTC

flashback to a Sentinel fic

OMG. That's... words fail. Really, when it comes to the badfic, I'm just a rank amateur aiming for a greatness that's beyond my humble reach.

Can you keep a secret? The reason I can channel this stuff at will is because I share your guilty pleasure. *looks even shiftier*