QUOTES FROM 2005
"This is one...evil looking bad guy." -tiana, holding an Enchanted Princess-shaped fruit snack upside down so that it looked remarkably like a death skull
Me: It's weird how Earth is the most developed planet
Tiana: No, other planets are pretty developed too
Me: Yeah but they don't have like, tax attorneys and starburst
Tiana: (pee)
"put the sound down on that shizzle." -my dad
"SHIZZLE??????????????????" - my mom
First two things I hear when I walk in the door tonight at 3 without having called:
"Why didn't you call me?" -my mom, pale as hell, with a frightening, homicidal tone to her voice, in freakily quiet madness on the couch
"Adriana.....you're done. Call your friends, you're moving to Boston. I want you gone by this weekend. Take money out of your college account. Go. Get in your car and drive there." -my dad in a teary fit of blind rage
"Dad, I can like, tell when you're bluffing." -me, being an asshole (secretly praying he'll enforce the punishment of LIVING IN BOSTON WITH CAROLYN AND LAURA.)
"I'm serious. Go. I wantcha outta here. I've had enough." -my dad (being even less serious than before)
"Okay?????? then I'll go to BOSTON, yo." -me, forgetting not to say "yo"
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New quotes from 2010:
black man on the street: BEAUTIFUL. And he better be good to you!
me: ::chuckle::
man: IS he???
me: :::desperate 'i don't know' face::: There's no one.
Me to my boss while returning the company card: spank you.
"we got onderdonked." -Eva, when the domino's on Onderdonk Ave failed to deliver our pizza.
Me: It's weird how Earth is the most developed planet
Tiana: No, other planets are pretty developed too
Me: Yeah but they don't have like, tax attorneys and starburst
Tiana: (pee)
"put the sound down on that shizzle." -my dad
"SHIZZLE??????????????????" - my mom
First two things I hear when I walk in the door tonight at 3 without having called:
"Why didn't you call me?" -my mom, pale as hell, with a frightening, homicidal tone to her voice, in freakily quiet madness on the couch
"Adriana.....you're done. Call your friends, you're moving to Boston. I want you gone by this weekend. Take money out of your college account. Go. Get in your car and drive there." -my dad in a teary fit of blind rage
"Dad, I can like, tell when you're bluffing." -me, being an asshole (secretly praying he'll enforce the punishment of LIVING IN BOSTON WITH CAROLYN AND LAURA.)
"I'm serious. Go. I wantcha outta here. I've had enough." -my dad (being even less serious than before)
"Okay?????? then I'll go to BOSTON, yo." -me, forgetting not to say "yo"
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New quotes from 2010:
black man on the street: BEAUTIFUL. And he better be good to you!
me: ::chuckle::
man: IS he???
me: :::desperate 'i don't know' face::: There's no one.
Me to my boss while returning the company card: spank you.
"we got onderdonked." -Eva, when the domino's on Onderdonk Ave failed to deliver our pizza.