i didnt believe in ghosts until
yo yo yo
so listen to this
my mother goes, “were you here Saturday night without telling us?”
im like, “no, i was in manhattan, then went back to Westchester”
shes like, “because, it smelled like someone smoked a cigarette in the house, and the car smelled like pot...but the house AND car doors were locked so we were confused”
i go, “what do you mean it smelled like cigarette, where”
she goes, “when we woke up and walked out of the bedroom the dog was blatantly sniffing the air because she smelled something, and i smelled it too, it was cigarette smoke...and then i noticed the car smelled like pot….and later daddy brought it up by asking me if I I smoked in the car last night...I obviously didn't, did you?"
then I say, “naw mother, i was the farthest thing from home on Saturday night.”
shes like, "but the car smelled like pot! and we both smelled it! and the house smelled like cigarette and even the dog smelled it!!!"
I go “UHHHHH….?”
i go, "OK I KNOW WHATS GOING ON HERE"
"MICKEY QUIGLEYS GHOST SMOKED A CIGARETTE IN YOUR HOUSE AND BAKED OUT YOUR CAR.”
YESSSSS
I go, “QUIGLEY WAS BURIED WITH CIGARETTES, AT THE END OF HIS WAKE HIS SISTER TOOK THE ROSARY FROM HIS HANDS AND REPLACED IT WITH A PACK OF HIS FAVORITE CIGARETTES.”
then i realized…didnt quigley sometimes be lonely on saturday nights?
yeah he would always call me and I’d be at work
and the fall, october and november, is when we used to chill…he lost his virginity in this house in fall of like 04
aww i know
yeah dude omg
FUCKING CRAZY
So I go “He was probably lonely and was looking for me….I think he knew you couldn’t smoke cigarettes in the house but I think one time I let him”
and my dads like "no, no, no,,, ...its not,, ... a ghost,,,….thats bullshit "
but my mother totally straight up agrees with me
she goes "daddy's scared so hes saying he doesnt believe it "
theres no other explanation
you were in the city
that doesnt make any sense
the fact that there were 2 separate unexplained smells in a locked car/locked house, with no one having access to it and no one living in this town anyway….and that my dad mentioned the weed smell AFTER MY MOTHER NOTICED IT HERSELF
and the fact that the dog ALSO smelled the cigarette
first thing in the morning
omg the morning?
yup
it was definitely!!!
hed walk around the block with a cig at like 6/7 am
i used to see him before i went to Suffolk, when id walk out to my car
omg LMFAO
WOWWWW
dude omg
QUIGLEY BAKED OUT MY PARENTS CAR LOL
so listen to this
my mother goes, “were you here Saturday night without telling us?”
im like, “no, i was in manhattan, then went back to Westchester”
shes like, “because, it smelled like someone smoked a cigarette in the house, and the car smelled like pot...but the house AND car doors were locked so we were confused”
i go, “what do you mean it smelled like cigarette, where”
she goes, “when we woke up and walked out of the bedroom the dog was blatantly sniffing the air because she smelled something, and i smelled it too, it was cigarette smoke...and then i noticed the car smelled like pot….and later daddy brought it up by asking me if I I smoked in the car last night...I obviously didn't, did you?"
then I say, “naw mother, i was the farthest thing from home on Saturday night.”
shes like, "but the car smelled like pot! and we both smelled it! and the house smelled like cigarette and even the dog smelled it!!!"
I go “UHHHHH….?”
i go, "OK I KNOW WHATS GOING ON HERE"
"MICKEY QUIGLEYS GHOST SMOKED A CIGARETTE IN YOUR HOUSE AND BAKED OUT YOUR CAR.”
YESSSSS
I go, “QUIGLEY WAS BURIED WITH CIGARETTES, AT THE END OF HIS WAKE HIS SISTER TOOK THE ROSARY FROM HIS HANDS AND REPLACED IT WITH A PACK OF HIS FAVORITE CIGARETTES.”
then i realized…didnt quigley sometimes be lonely on saturday nights?
yeah he would always call me and I’d be at work
and the fall, october and november, is when we used to chill…he lost his virginity in this house in fall of like 04
aww i know
yeah dude omg
FUCKING CRAZY
So I go “He was probably lonely and was looking for me….I think he knew you couldn’t smoke cigarettes in the house but I think one time I let him”
and my dads like "no, no, no,,, ...its not,, ... a ghost,,,….thats bullshit "
but my mother totally straight up agrees with me
she goes "daddy's scared so hes saying he doesnt believe it "
theres no other explanation
you were in the city
that doesnt make any sense
the fact that there were 2 separate unexplained smells in a locked car/locked house, with no one having access to it and no one living in this town anyway….and that my dad mentioned the weed smell AFTER MY MOTHER NOTICED IT HERSELF
and the fact that the dog ALSO smelled the cigarette
first thing in the morning
omg the morning?
yup
it was definitely!!!
hed walk around the block with a cig at like 6/7 am
i used to see him before i went to Suffolk, when id walk out to my car
omg LMFAO
WOWWWW
dude omg
QUIGLEY BAKED OUT MY PARENTS CAR LOL