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[Kaylee is just sitting in her apartment. It's a reasonably sized space stuffed to a near claustrophobic degree with bins of spare parts, tools, and various stuff she's reclaimed from the junkyard. In her hands she has a nice pink package with a dainty little envelope perched on top.]
I'd like ta ask someone for a favor, if anyone's up for it.
[Okay Kaylee. Everyone's gonna make fun of you but that's a risk you just gotta take. Deep breath.]
I'm bein silly, I ain't gonna contest that, but I ain't never not sent somethin' to my mother on mother's day. Been out in the black, a million miles on the odd side of nothing and I still managed to wav her a telegram.
Since I can't do that here, I wrote her a letter and made her a nice little 自在之物.
Now--iffn' I put it in the mail here m'self. The computer's gonna ask me for an address an probably refuse the transaction lessn' I put in some random address on the station. And then I'll know I ain't sent it to her and it'll just be sittin somewhere until it gets cleaned away by some drone.
That'd drive me right up a wall in no time, no question.
So...can someone just come...an pick this up...and mail it someplace or...jettison it...or somethin? Don't really matter much what you do with it. Just...if I'm not the last person to have it, I can pretend like she got it.
Oh, right--pretty please?
[Big Girl Face. Here's the part where Jayne makes fun of her or something. She can take it.]
I'd like ta ask someone for a favor, if anyone's up for it.
[Okay Kaylee. Everyone's gonna make fun of you but that's a risk you just gotta take. Deep breath.]
I'm bein silly, I ain't gonna contest that, but I ain't never not sent somethin' to my mother on mother's day. Been out in the black, a million miles on the odd side of nothing and I still managed to wav her a telegram.
Since I can't do that here, I wrote her a letter and made her a nice little 自在之物.
Now--iffn' I put it in the mail here m'self. The computer's gonna ask me for an address an probably refuse the transaction lessn' I put in some random address on the station. And then I'll know I ain't sent it to her and it'll just be sittin somewhere until it gets cleaned away by some drone.
That'd drive me right up a wall in no time, no question.
So...can someone just come...an pick this up...and mail it someplace or...jettison it...or somethin? Don't really matter much what you do with it. Just...if I'm not the last person to have it, I can pretend like she got it.
Oh, right--pretty please?
[Big Girl Face. Here's the part where Jayne makes fun of her or something. She can take it.]