Why am I crying?

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Is it because I've been home for a few days, and have gone homesick?

Is it because Michael's finished a week earlier than me, and I still have heaps to do?

Is it because the kitchen is not only dead, again, but has been for most of the weekend?

Is it because I dread to think what the fridges and freezers are like?

Is it because I've read so much thoughtful fanfic?

Is it because the buffering on realplayer is so bad I can't see the interesting stuff at the Doctor Who advent calendar?

Is it because I've left my chocolate advent calendar at home?

Is it because I'm doing a impression of The Wire from Idiot's Lantern?

Is it because I don't know?