...The Strangest Cat...

[cup_of_smex]

...Alright, I was on my way back home from the cafe, and this thing started crawling up my fucking leg. After I managed to shake the damn thing off (aka. throwing it into a nearby trash can in an alleyway) it began to follow me home, purring, purring! Even after I threw it....several times, whatthehell?!....stupid masochist

So, naturally when I got

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[cake_is_a_bang]

So that's what that whole commotion was! You shouldn't be so mean to animals, Itachi. It comes back at 'cha, un.

... Is it a Jashin cat? Please tell me it isn't. One Jashin-lover is enough for the world, thank you.

Maybe it's a sign, Ita-ponpon! It's a sign from Jashin showing how much Hidan loves you! Or how much Jashin loves you... I'm not quite sure which.. Maybe both? You are a player, yeah.

[cashalamode]

Don't tell me that you're an expert in this "Jashin" crap as well.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Just a educated guess, un. Sounds logical enough to me. :D

[cashalamode]

Just don't...encourage that idiotic chatterbox.

[cake_is_a_bang]

That's because you lack a heart, Ita-chinchan.

Yes, but these kind of things always have a meaning, un!

[cup_of_smex]

Would you Stop it with the annoying nicknames! My name is Itachi.

There is no meaning. All it is, Is a Stray Cat. Nothing more.

[cake_is_a_bang]

But that's no fun, Ita-rii.

Hmm that sounds like a title to a really cool movie: COMING OUT IN THEATRES THIS FALL: Stray Cat (un). A tragic tale about a love not seen between a dark haired asshole waiter and shit-crazy a religious barista!

[cup_of_smex]

I don't care if it's "not fun". If you are going to say my name, say it properly.

You disgust me. Stop involving me in any sick fantasies you have.

[cake_is_a_bang]

You wish, un. *leer*

[cup_of_smex]

Ugh.... why do I even bother?

[bloodwithcoffee]

♥

....You're dead.

[side_of_sushi]

I like Dei-chan's cute nicknames for you, Itachi-san.

That's a cute cat~ What are you going to name him? I don't particularly like cats, though. Cute though, really.

Since you seem to break a few of his bones every time you two meet each other, why not try to just... ignore it? If it likes being hurt, if you ignore it/don't hurt it even when it provokes you, it should lose interest... maybe.

If he's anything like Hidan-san, he'll just fall madly in love with you, though.

Good luck!

(I can be helpful sometimes, too!)

[cup_of_smex]

I prefer Itachi-san.

I don't know, I wasn't exactly Planning on keeping it... Jashin, the look on Hidan's face would be priceless

I've tried ignoring it, and promptly it decided my leg would make a good scratching post. I rather it not decide that my face look like a good target too...

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

(Yes you can.)

[cake_is_a_bang]

Itachi-whore loves my nicknames for him! He just likes Itachi-san the best because it makes him feel better than you. He has a bit of a superiority complex, yeah.

[cup_of_smex]

-twitch- I like 'Itachi-san' best because it's polite and respectful! Two traits which seem to be severely lacking around here!