Goddamnit.

[cup_of_smex]

Why?

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[side_of_sushi]

Those are actually really cool, Ita-chan! What's there to be upset about?

[cup_of_smex]

......How is anyone suppose to take me seriously with an eye color like this?? This is like Hidan-san and his pink contacts!!

Woe is me.

[bloodwithcoffee]

Lots of people take me seriously and repent. But. Pink. What the fuck are you? Colorblind? Someone struck you in the eye with a toothpick and you need replacements? Rip them out of someone's sockets and get your vision back already.

[cup_of_smex]

Sorry, would you rather I say lavender, Hidan-san? It's not like that is any better.

[bloodwithcoffee]

...

....I'm going to murder you in your fucking sleep, Itachi.

[cup_of_smex]

You're welcome to try of course, Hidan-san.

[bloodwithcoffee]

Tch. You really have no clue about what you're saying.

[cup_of_smex]

To say you're going to do something is one thing, Hidan-san. To actually do it is another. That is the difference between you and I.

[bloodwithcoffee]

... don't you fucking think for a second that you might know me, or what I do, alright? You wouldn't want me to break your theory.

[cup_of_smex]

Then do the same. Also, do yourself a favor and keep in mind that you aren't the only killer here.

[bloodwithcoffee]

I'll give it the benefit of a doubt. But you're pretty easy to figure out. Skin-deep, nonthreatening and pretty ugly too, princess.

[cup_of_smex]

Believe what you want, Hidan-san.

[bloodwithcoffee]

Tell me something new instead of wasting your breath.

[cup_of_smex]

If I was concerned about wasting my breath I wouldn't be talking with you.

[bloodwithcoffee]

Shit, why does that ring a bell.

[cake_is_a_bang]

No, you'd rather rape him in his sleep, un. Mind you, you can't rape the willing.