When it rains, it pours.

Apr 18, 2005 22:44

If all goes well this summer, I will complete a book, have it published, sell millions of copies and never have to work. And keep writing books until I'm blue in the face. What is my book gonna be about? Well I'd tell you, but then you might take my idea and then I'd be stuck in school while you're driving a Mercedes down Rodeo Drive shopping at D&G. I would be forced to wait until next summer so I could drive out to sunny LA and bomb your mansion on the hill and steal your mercedes. So you'd be dead and I would be a grand auto thief on the run...But since it isn't summer yet, I'm studying German. Why? I was already there..kind of no use now you say..but after I write my book, I'm moving to Germany. I wish my german friend would let me know he got his present in the mail =( Or else some postman is having a great time watching some new DVDs. Was? Wie bitte? And I saw some girl on facebook today whose last name is "Schlecht"..Do you know what that means in German? Cuz I do..It means "bad(ly) poor(ly)..I laughed.
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