PORN STORE ADVENTURES 4
So what has happened in the porn store lately?......nothing I can think of....oh wait a minute! thats right, I was in an armed hold-up last night.
Yes that's right, I was sitting there watching Saiyuki, minding my our business when this gross dodgy looking dude came in. He ran behind my counter grabbed me and held a knife at me and made me open the cash register. then he took me out the back and tried to make me open the safe, but I didnt have a key so he made me get under the desk out the back. He ran out to the front of the store again and took my phone and my fucking Laptop (on which I had just finished my best bit of art I had ever done) and ran out the door.
I came out from under the table and pressed our emergence button. The Police took about 5mins to get there and the media took about 6.
For three hours the Police questioned, took finger prints, called my Boss (who did not want anything to do with the whole situation because he is such a dodgy fucking guy).
I wanted to go on camera and say I got attacked by a clan of ninjas but by the time I had finished my statements to the Police the media had gone.
If you see a guy that is dirty, smelly, "dark" skin-ed, just a bit taller and fatter than me, talks like he just huffed up a whole bag of paint and is carrieing around a 17 inch Apple power book. Beware!
Yes that's right, I was sitting there watching Saiyuki, minding my our business when this gross dodgy looking dude came in. He ran behind my counter grabbed me and held a knife at me and made me open the cash register. then he took me out the back and tried to make me open the safe, but I didnt have a key so he made me get under the desk out the back. He ran out to the front of the store again and took my phone and my fucking Laptop (on which I had just finished my best bit of art I had ever done) and ran out the door.
I came out from under the table and pressed our emergence button. The Police took about 5mins to get there and the media took about 6.
For three hours the Police questioned, took finger prints, called my Boss (who did not want anything to do with the whole situation because he is such a dodgy fucking guy).
I wanted to go on camera and say I got attacked by a clan of ninjas but by the time I had finished my statements to the Police the media had gone.
If you see a guy that is dirty, smelly, "dark" skin-ed, just a bit taller and fatter than me, talks like he just huffed up a whole bag of paint and is carrieing around a 17 inch Apple power book. Beware!