Jan 04, 2006 21:24
I do believe I have been domesticized.
I'm cooking up some ground turkey meatballs, watching Nanny 911, and almost wishing that I had two little rugrats tugging at the hem of my sweatshirt and screaming "Mommy, Mommy, look at what I can do!"
And if I could have my fantasy for even a day, I'd have a Heath Ledger look-alike as a husband, and we'd all sit down for a fabulous dinner cooked by me!
After I'd put the kids to bed, my husband and I would drink two glasses of red wine in our backyard and smoke cigarettes and talk about our day. We'd laugh together in the intimate way that spouses do, and after we'd go to bed and have raucous, steamy sex.
I'm a nerd, I know.