Passchendaele!
That's right, folks, it's out tomorrow! You all should go see it, it's a pretty terrific film (apart from a few lines of dialogue that are verging on the sappy). Besides, who doesn't want to bask in big-screen Paul Gross?
And now, a meme (gacked from bzzinglikeneon and karabou):
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST MOST AMUSING OR STRANGE definition it gives you.
1. Your name:
2. Your age:
3. One of your friends:
4. What should you be doing?
5. Your favourite colour:
6. Your birthplace:
7. Last person you talked to:
8. Last thing you had to drink:
9. Your nickname:
1. a low-lighted gerbil-like creature who overuses the phrase "false". mel's usually have the inibility do draw the videogame character, spyro.
person A: mel, can you draw me spyro?
mel: false.
2. 750ml of alky
1 mickey + 1 mickey = a 26
3. It's a sbtle euphemisem for masturbation. It comes from "jacking off." It is used like your using a person's name
90% of my day I have a guitar in my hands, I'm listenin to music, or I'm doing something that has something to do with music. the other 10% is eating, bathroom, and of course having a session with my good friend Jackie.
ROTFLMAO - sorry jackie :D
4. Homework is a form of suppressing a child's individual interests so that they do not develop any ideas of individual worth and proceed to fill a job that is needed to keep everything functioning properly when he or she is not at school. Like school, people who challenge the idea of homework are seen as stupid because they are unwilling to memorize things that people before them thought or did in an effort to appear "intelligent."
Go to school. Do your homework. Get a job. Retire. Die. You won't be remembered. You didn't make an impact. But you did help keep America's economy functioning (yes, I did intend to start a sentence with "but," and despite what some moronic English teacher might have told you, that IS okay). Good job.
5. Material, used by a stand-up comedian, that is considered crude or obscene
Bill Cosby does not use "blue" material.
George Carlin uses a whole fucking lot of "blue" material
6. a legendary fictional land, created by the great author c.s. lewis, in which the most amazing sandwiches in the world exist. a popular Sarnia series of books was created, including "The Lion, The Witch and the Awesome Bacon and Chicken Salad Sarnie"
"...Aslan, King of Sarnia, turned to Peter. 'Always remember to wipe your knife, Peter'..."
7. Another word for a boss of a mafia family
The don ordered me to wack that punk on 51st street
8. Old man that rides a bike with a Montreal Canadian's tuque and/or jacket.
Guy : Hey! There's Pepsi! Hey Pepsi!
Pepsi : Allo!
9. the hottest part of a women
damn, did you see those HOT legs on that women!
(yeah, I didn't pick it...)
And now, a meme (gacked from bzzinglikeneon and karabou):
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST MOST AMUSING OR STRANGE definition it gives you.
1. Your name:
2. Your age:
3. One of your friends:
4. What should you be doing?
5. Your favourite colour:
6. Your birthplace:
7. Last person you talked to:
8. Last thing you had to drink:
9. Your nickname:
1. a low-lighted gerbil-like creature who overuses the phrase "false". mel's usually have the inibility do draw the videogame character, spyro.
person A: mel, can you draw me spyro?
mel: false.
2. 750ml of alky
1 mickey + 1 mickey = a 26
3. It's a sbtle euphemisem for masturbation. It comes from "jacking off." It is used like your using a person's name
90% of my day I have a guitar in my hands, I'm listenin to music, or I'm doing something that has something to do with music. the other 10% is eating, bathroom, and of course having a session with my good friend Jackie.
ROTFLMAO - sorry jackie :D
4. Homework is a form of suppressing a child's individual interests so that they do not develop any ideas of individual worth and proceed to fill a job that is needed to keep everything functioning properly when he or she is not at school. Like school, people who challenge the idea of homework are seen as stupid because they are unwilling to memorize things that people before them thought or did in an effort to appear "intelligent."
Go to school. Do your homework. Get a job. Retire. Die. You won't be remembered. You didn't make an impact. But you did help keep America's economy functioning (yes, I did intend to start a sentence with "but," and despite what some moronic English teacher might have told you, that IS okay). Good job.
5. Material, used by a stand-up comedian, that is considered crude or obscene
Bill Cosby does not use "blue" material.
George Carlin uses a whole fucking lot of "blue" material
6. a legendary fictional land, created by the great author c.s. lewis, in which the most amazing sandwiches in the world exist. a popular Sarnia series of books was created, including "The Lion, The Witch and the Awesome Bacon and Chicken Salad Sarnie"
"...Aslan, King of Sarnia, turned to Peter. 'Always remember to wipe your knife, Peter'..."
7. Another word for a boss of a mafia family
The don ordered me to wack that punk on 51st street
8. Old man that rides a bike with a Montreal Canadian's tuque and/or jacket.
Guy : Hey! There's Pepsi! Hey Pepsi!
Pepsi : Allo!
9. the hottest part of a women
damn, did you see those HOT legs on that women!
(yeah, I didn't pick it...)