Ode to The Roman Sack
DethCon
Norwescon 2007
Master Cajun behind the bar while I manned the door
A moment of inspiration when I was tossing back a Goth Killer and Cajun was serving Jager Bombs
Before we knew what happened, I was chugging 3 oz of equal parts Rock Star/Jager/absinthe
It took some time, but eventually I regained the ability to speak
What follows is rewritten lyrics to AC/DC's The Jack...it was written as a homage to the drink and the man who poured it -
cajunsblues
The Roman Sack
He gave me the ‘Killer
He gave me the ‘Bomb
He was pourin’ and servin’
Just doin' his thing
He was holdin' the bottles,
And I had to try
His service was stellar,
But my thoughts were wild
How was I to know
That he'd be willing to pour
Said he'd never made that,
But I should have known
From the Jäger in his left hand,
And the absinthe in his right
He'd have the beverage to bring me down
If he poured it right
He poured the Sack, a Roman Sack
He poured the Sack, a Roman Sack
He poured the Sack, a Roman Sack
He poured the Sack, a Roman Sack
He poured the Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack
The Roman Sack
cajunsblues was his name,
Pouring booze was his nature
Pouring booze was his game,
If he knew he could serve ya
He poured 'em fast,
And he poured 'em hard
He could close his eyes
And tell every bottle
But how was I to know
That he would honor my pour
Said he'd never added the Rock Star
But I should have known…
That all the booze was comin',
Comin’ fast and comin’ strong
And I thanked him for what he poured out,
I'll always have his back
He poured the Sack, a Roman Sack
He poured the Sack, and who knows what else?
He poured the Sack, yeah, yeah
He poured the Sack, a Roman Sack
He poured the Sack, a Roman Sack
He poured the Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack
The Roman Sack
He poured the Sack, a Roman Sack,
Ooh, It was a big shot, (Sack)
He gave me the (Sack), hey
He poured the (Sack), a Roman (Sack)
He loves the (Sack), ooh can't you tell
He poured the (Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack)
(He poured the Sack, a Roman Sack)
He poured the Sack, a Roman Sack
He's poured the Sack, you can’t say no!
He poured the Sack, a Roman Sack
He poured the Sack
He poured the Sack, and it hurts!
(He's poured the Sack)
He poured the Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack
The Roman Sack
Aaaaaah!
Oooooh!
Thank you, thank you, thank you people, thank you, thank you
I'm glad you like the Sack, yes, thank you very much folks.
Goodnight and gods bless!
x-posted to
hedonism_210
Norwescon 2007
Master Cajun behind the bar while I manned the door
A moment of inspiration when I was tossing back a Goth Killer and Cajun was serving Jager Bombs
Before we knew what happened, I was chugging 3 oz of equal parts Rock Star/Jager/absinthe
It took some time, but eventually I regained the ability to speak
What follows is rewritten lyrics to AC/DC's The Jack...it was written as a homage to the drink and the man who poured it -
cajunsblues
The Roman Sack
He gave me the ‘Killer
He gave me the ‘Bomb
He was pourin’ and servin’
Just doin' his thing
He was holdin' the bottles,
And I had to try
His service was stellar,
But my thoughts were wild
How was I to know
That he'd be willing to pour
Said he'd never made that,
But I should have known
From the Jäger in his left hand,
And the absinthe in his right
He'd have the beverage to bring me down
If he poured it right
He poured the Sack, a Roman Sack
He poured the Sack, a Roman Sack
He poured the Sack, a Roman Sack
He poured the Sack, a Roman Sack
He poured the Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack
The Roman Sack
cajunsblues was his name,
Pouring booze was his nature
Pouring booze was his game,
If he knew he could serve ya
He poured 'em fast,
And he poured 'em hard
He could close his eyes
And tell every bottle
But how was I to know
That he would honor my pour
Said he'd never added the Rock Star
But I should have known…
That all the booze was comin',
Comin’ fast and comin’ strong
And I thanked him for what he poured out,
I'll always have his back
He poured the Sack, a Roman Sack
He poured the Sack, and who knows what else?
He poured the Sack, yeah, yeah
He poured the Sack, a Roman Sack
He poured the Sack, a Roman Sack
He poured the Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack
The Roman Sack
He poured the Sack, a Roman Sack,
Ooh, It was a big shot, (Sack)
He gave me the (Sack), hey
He poured the (Sack), a Roman (Sack)
He loves the (Sack), ooh can't you tell
He poured the (Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack)
(He poured the Sack, a Roman Sack)
He poured the Sack, a Roman Sack
He's poured the Sack, you can’t say no!
He poured the Sack, a Roman Sack
He poured the Sack
He poured the Sack, and it hurts!
(He's poured the Sack)
He poured the Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack, Sack
The Roman Sack
Aaaaaah!
Oooooh!
Thank you, thank you, thank you people, thank you, thank you
I'm glad you like the Sack, yes, thank you very much folks.
Goodnight and gods bless!
x-posted to
hedonism_210