[Please pretend I was around to post this on Saturday]

[cunningcleavage]

Dear everyone:

If you are intending to cross to the other side of the mirrors, please stop by and see me, so I can tell you how wonderful you were in life and how much I'll miss you when you're gone. Because you're going on a suicide mission.

I'm not kidding. It's rutting dangerous over there. If you were angry after the trial about how the Queen

Comments

[pretend this reply was posted on Saturday]

[idkmybfftony]

There's no such thing as an impossible mission.

[cunningcleavage]

Maybe where you come from, but here in Wonderland all the rules are different.

[idkmybfftony]

If I make the rules, I can't imagine how they'd change.

[cunningcleavage]

You don't make the rules. Not here. The Queen makes them, and breaks them as she pleases.

She will crush you. Like a squishy little bug.

[idkmybfftony]

Nations are far from bugs.

[cunningcleavage]

Not to the Queen! You are just a body. A symbol. You're a flag, a big talking walking annoying flag.

And flags can be burned.

[idkmybfftony]

The Queen is just a queen. Everyone has their weak points.

And nobody'd dare burn this flag.

[cunningcleavage]

You'll say differently when you're in flames, sir.

You're a fool.