one too many nipples
i'm tired and it looks like tonight is going to be an all-nighter. i still haven't started my research paper. last night i found a couple of sources on-line whilst hanging out with Allie and Dru at the former's abode, but it's not enough. i need three more. luckily Julio has a couple of books checked out from the school library that might be useful. Julio and i decided that we will go to Borders with our laptops and work and drink coffee. why am i not looking forward to it?
today in class we were reading a short story (i forget the title and author) and the main character was born with four nipples. how weird. so this annoying girl raises her hand and tells the class an interesting statistic - that one in every three people in this country is born with a third nipple. i find it difficult to believe. if it were near accurate, then about ten of my classmates would have three nipples. unlikely? i think so. possible? well nobody raised their hand to admit to having the extra body part and why would they if they can avoid the embarrasment? i guess only a doctor would know if it were true. before the topic drew to a close, the annoying girl admitted to having a third nipple. okay, that's nice. later, during the break, i overheard her talking about how her boyfriend likes to play with it. can you say too much information??? anyways, i thought that was gross. and hilarious.
i had a job interview today. i really need to be hired. no $$$ sucks. i'll find out on monday.
okay, time to go write a research paper.....blah
i miss Dru and Allie.
Allie can work magical wonders with her little midget hands and her little midget feet. oh yeah.....
today in class we were reading a short story (i forget the title and author) and the main character was born with four nipples. how weird. so this annoying girl raises her hand and tells the class an interesting statistic - that one in every three people in this country is born with a third nipple. i find it difficult to believe. if it were near accurate, then about ten of my classmates would have three nipples. unlikely? i think so. possible? well nobody raised their hand to admit to having the extra body part and why would they if they can avoid the embarrasment? i guess only a doctor would know if it were true. before the topic drew to a close, the annoying girl admitted to having a third nipple. okay, that's nice. later, during the break, i overheard her talking about how her boyfriend likes to play with it. can you say too much information??? anyways, i thought that was gross. and hilarious.
i had a job interview today. i really need to be hired. no $$$ sucks. i'll find out on monday.
okay, time to go write a research paper.....blah
i miss Dru and Allie.
Allie can work magical wonders with her little midget hands and her little midget feet. oh yeah.....