Yonder she sits. Way up high.
I am on the 5th floor of a skyscraper, sitting in the CEOs office all alone, staring out at the view. Okay that last part was a lie. I'm staring at a computer screen.
Anyway, I'm bundled up and yet still freezing (fucking air conditioning!!). I have blisters on one of my feet (fucking shoes), and am hungry, but unwilling to put shoes on unless I absolutely have to. So no food, cuz food requires (extra) walking. I stuffed toilet paper in my shoe to no avail. That sucker is evil. So I even went to the bathroom barefoot. Which wigged me out, but fortunately office workers are not dirty disgusting slobs. :D
Anyway, I'm bundled up and yet still freezing (fucking air conditioning!!). I have blisters on one of my feet (fucking shoes), and am hungry, but unwilling to put shoes on unless I absolutely have to. So no food, cuz food requires (extra) walking. I stuffed toilet paper in my shoe to no avail. That sucker is evil. So I even went to the bathroom barefoot. Which wigged me out, but fortunately office workers are not dirty disgusting slobs. :D