spank me Santa, I've been naughty!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In March I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Friday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In November I stole needlecream's purse (-30 points). In June teacupxtrauma and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-407 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
cumonroxy
I couldn't help myself with that result! Mom really shouldn't keep Iraq on a side table where I can easily bump into it! I swear, she never thinks these things through. Plus, I didn't throw the football! Bobby did and it was Greg's idea!
Sorry I stole your purse, needlecream, I only ate the mints sticking to the bottom. I'll mail it back to you when I'm done flipping through the pictures in your wallet XD