what happens when youre boed outta your face Alet vs Rusty guest starring Aslee and betina
Rusty: dance a jig for me
Alet: no
Alet: wait is it to an ashlee simpson song??
Rusty: ...make some baked alaska for me
Alet: cuz then i will
Rusty: and no, said jig not ass fuck cock bitch slutty ugly witch dance
Alet: lmao
Alet: no, ashlee simpson is sexy and my woman
Rusty: anyway
Rusty: WHAT
Rusty: YOURE WHAT!!>?!!
Rusty: YOU FUCKING TRICK
Rusty: YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO WURK IT OUT B/T US
Alet: lmao
Rusty: DAMN YOU ALET
Rusty: damn you to.........:::breaks down in teasrs::
Alet: lol
Rusty: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Rusty: by wedsday i cant speak
Rusty: bah
Alet: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
Alet: i feel like i can finally rest my tits on somethig real,....
Rusty: CUZ THEY ARENT
Rusty: hahahahaha
Alet: no they r
Alet: i felt em up
Alet: they're real
Rusty: im takin Timmy-Tommy Mune Smith and leaving-
Alet: keep him
Rusty: ...how could you
Rusty: i dont flaunt who I FEEL UP to YOU do i
Rusty: your heartless
Alet: and my wife loves me
Alet: ashlee
Alet: ashlee
Rusty: NO
Alet: i looooooooove me some ashlee
Rusty: please , you have to fight him
Rusty: i love you , come back to us
Alet: fight him
Rusty: YES
Alet: what?
Alet: okay
Rusty: fite
Alet: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Alet: FEELS LIKE I CAN FINALLY REST MY HEAD ON SOMETHIN REAL
Rusty: nnnoooooooooooo
Alet: I LIKE THE WAY THAT FEELS
Alet: AND OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rusty: Fuck you
Alet: IT'S AS IF YOU KNOW ME BETTER THAN I EVER KNEW MYSELF
Alet: I LOVE HOW YOU CAN TELL
Rusty: Fuck you up your loose ass hole,
Alet: ALL THE PIECES
Alet: PIECES
Alet: PIECES OF ME
Rusty: -of meat
Rusty: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rusty: i feel like i can finally put my mouth on summin real!!
Alet: FUCK YOU TO HELL
Rusty: you first!
Rusty: >Betina Blast<
Rusty: *ZZZZAAAPPP*
Alet: thompson middle finger attack
Rusty: ::evade::
Alet: *insert*
Rusty: >CRILIN DEAD STRIKE<
Rusty: ::crilin dies on you:::
Rusty: ::makin you VERY uncomfortable::
Alet: *crilin wild beast attack*
Rusty: ahh
Rusty: ahhhhh
Rusty: >Ka
Rusty: >May
Rusty: >AH
Rusty: >MAAAYYYYYYY
Alet: lmao
Alet: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Rusty: >BETINA FAKE OUT, QUESTION BARRAGE
Rusty: HUH?
Rusty: WHY?
Rusty: HOW?
Rusty: 2 +2 IS WHAT!?
Rusty: WHAT DID YOU GET?
Rusty: ASHLESS WHO? PIECES OF WHAT?
Alet: fuck u
Alet: my bitch is the shit
Alet: *ashlee sings*
Alet: oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Rusty: nnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooo
Rusty: ::pourw chemicals in ears:::
Rusty: ha
Rusty: bitch can t hear
Rusty: YOU
Rusty: hahahahahahahaah
Rusty: Betina go after Ashlee!
use, "Oblivion"!
Rusty: :::betina...drops her....pants:::::
Alet: nooooooooooo
Rusty: :::world ends:::
Alet: run ashlee
Alet: *ashlee returns to jessica's shadow*
Rusty: ahahaha
Rusty: :::Jessica blows up::
Rusty: [she saw Bettina's goods]
Alet: lol
Rusty: yes
Rusty: SHES VULNARABLE, GO
Rusty: use PMS BLAST!
Betina: *MMUUUUUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
Alet: no
Alet: *sobs*
Alet: ashlee
Alet: baby wake up
Rusty: MWUAHAHAHA
Rusty: never
Rusty: shes gone
Alet: *smacks ashlee*
Rusty: ::kicks her too::
Alet: *pieces of weave fly out*
Rusty: ::stabs her:::
Rusty: hahahahah
Alet: ASHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rusty: :::her fake brest burst:::
Rusty: TOLD YOU
Alet: ooooohh, it feels like my bitch was fake, her boobs they seemed so real, i liked the way they feel
Alet: ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh
Alet: her hair even seemed as if the shit wasn't fake
Alet: until rusty killed her
Alet: and i saw pieces, pieces, pieces of weave
Rusty: lmaahahhahha
Alet: all the pieces, pieces, pieces of weave
Rusty: lmololololool
Rusty: lolololololololol
Rusty: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Rusty: lmao
Rusty: lmao
Rusty: lmfao
Alet: lmao
Betina: :::takes all the pieces:::
Rusty: here betina analyze this
Rusty: ::betina takes them and uses [Scan]:::
Alet: lol
Rusty: hmmmm, they seem to be nano tech-
Rusty: .............
Bettina: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Alet: lmao
Bettina Simspon: I FEEL LIKE I CAME BACK FROM THE GRAVE
Bettina Simspon: AND YOU CANT GET AWAY
Bettina Simspon: Ill MAKE PICES
Bettina Simspon: PIECES
Bettina Simspon: PIECES OF YOUR ASS
Alet: noooooooooooo
Alet: lmfao
Bettina Simspon: SO MANY PIECES
Bettina Simspon: PIECES
Alet: rotfl lmfao
Bettina Simspon: PIECES SHALL PASS
Rusty: [jahahahahaahaha]
Rusty: ALET, we have to work toger!
Alet: to defeat bettin
Alet: *bettina
Alet: but without ashlee i am nothing
Rusty: NO, B-leave in yourself
Rusty: it was your strength that atrrected me to you to begin with you knoww
Rusty: well.. that and your ass...and tits
Rusty: ...
Rusty: BUT STILL
Rusty: NO MORE TALK! why dont you just give up?
Alet: NO, I WILL NOT
Alet: FOR MY BITCH ASHLEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rusty: THATS IT! ASK HER QUESTIONS
Rusty: THE betina inher will pop and the ashles wont uunderstand them
Alet: *ashlee studio recorded voice attack*
Rusty: theyll fight eachother and pop!
Rusty: Betina, whos singing?
Alet: hey bettina, how long does it take for them to fix my voice so i sound good?
Rusty: ME, no...its her...
Alet: *ASHLEE LIVE VOICE ATTACK*
Bettina Simspon: .,....no its my voic...ahhhh
Alet: hey bettina, how badly does it hurt to hear yourself?
Rusty: hey Ashlee, how does the hilbet effect work?
Alet: how many letters are there in your name?
Alet: how long has thompson been raping your dreams
Alet: ?
Bettina Simspon: 4..no
Bettina Simspon: wait
Bettina Simspon: umm
Alet: when will u stop bein gay>
Bettina Simspon: b-e-tt-ina
Alet: when will you just give up and die
Rusty: [jhahahahahahaloloolololol
Rusty: i cant...my mother
Alet: when will you stop asking questions
Bettina Simspon: wait my moms nt white
Bettina Simspon: thats her mom..
Bettina Simspon: BUT ITS OUR MOTHER
Alet: when will you stop raping ppls minds with ur constant questions
Alet: whats 2 plus 2
Rusty: hey, whats the sqaure root of pie?
Alet: when will you learn that your mind cant take you everywhere and u have no chane
Rusty: not pi, but pie?
Alet: what's the color of the sky
Alet: the moon
Alet: the sun
Alet: jesus
Alet: crackers
Alet: animals
Rusty: what color are the piece of you?>
Rusty: where is jesus?
Rusty: duz jesus hate the jews?
Bettina Simspon: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
___------------ *POP*
Rusty: we did it
Alet: yes
Alet: i have avenged my wife's death
Rusty: wait whats that?
Alet: wait, *ashlee wakes up*
Alet: *ashlee sings*
ashlee: **pieces pieces
Alet: ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Alet: YES YES YES YES YES YES
Rusty: i was in side a piece of meat!
Ashlee: all along
ashlee: and tthat robot me was a fake
ashlee: thanx you guys
ashlee: Rusty, wont you like please buy my album?
Rusty: ...........
Rusty: ............................
Rusty: ............................................
Rusty: I ALREADY HAVE IT!