GEORGE
So I was in Boston and my cell phone rang. I did not recognize the number, but i picked it up anyways. On the other end there was a man struggling to breathe looking for his neice Elizabeth. I told him that he had the wrong number, but he persisted and kept telling me that I was with Elizabeth. This amused me so i gave the phone to peimon so he could listen to this crackhead. He got a kick out of it and then passed it to matt spinks. Matt proceeded to talk him in one of his many voices and said something that must have rubbed this guy the wrong way and then hung up on him. About 10 minutes later the guy calls us back and starts yelling at me, well at least tries to, he could barely breathe so he did what he could. He was obviously mad and started calling us motherfuckers and threatened to fuck all of our moms. So then, when we were back in westford matt called back saying he was Sergent Pick of the Tewksberry police. The man apologized for what he did and said he was just looking for his neice. Matt then told him that he would have to report him for making prank phone calls. Soon after that I called this man and asked him why he called us all motherfuckers and such. At this point he was having an even harder time breathing and started crying. I couldn't make out anything he was saying. I then gave the phone to peimon and he started to find out some information about this guy. His name is George, he's 68 years old, he has alzeihmers and asthma, he can barely walk, and he lives in lowell and so does his neice Elizabeth. He was still convinced Elizabeth was with us eventhough peimon repeatedly told him that we live in westford. George apologized for calling us and then hung up on peimon. We were all a little creept out because he sounded like he was about to die, but being the awful people we are we still got a kick out of it and decided to call him again around midnight. This time he begged us to let him, but then we said we were looking for Brian and that his number was given to find Brian (Brian was a random name peimon used). Coincidentally George said that Brian was not at his house, but was the previous day. He also told us that Brian is his boyfriend and somehow we found out that George likes to receive rather than give. After that we finally let George go and hoped that he would live through the night. The next day peimon gave him a call and George felt much better. It turns out that George was basically on his death bed that night and that he finally got in contact with elizabeth and his nurse came to help him at 3 in the morning. However, he did not remember talking to us at all. Since then we have kept in contact with George and found out some more information. He is from portugal, he doesnt smoke, but Brian smokes crack, and other various tidbits. This whole encounter was very strange, but also awesome and we all came out of it with a new friend. I apologize to all of you how read this. It was too long and probably not very entertainging. sorry, peace.