Lesbros Before Ho's
IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN
My dearest Samwise, Mary Morstan for all of you who are not BFFFE (Best Friends For Fucking Ever), is yet ANOTHER year older. Actually, she's turning 30, which is a depressing concept for everyone involved.
Keeping that in mind, I felt that I should do something for my poor, decrepit Lesbro to make her feel young again. Like she was a long, long, long time ago.
SO WE'RE ALL GOING PAINTBALLING
Which is a game, and not something else at all.
Not. At. All.
Don't tell her, it's a surprise.
Which means that when she arrives, everyone needs to scream that. And maybe throw things at her. I don't know, we'll play this by ear.
Everyone is invited, I will DM you the location and there will be a free and extensively stocked bar hidden SOMEWHERE in the forest.
First one to find it wins a... wins.
See you all at roughly 3pm on the 22nd of January until only God knows when!
MPB
My dearest Samwise, Mary Morstan for all of you who are not BFFFE (Best Friends For Fucking Ever), is yet ANOTHER year older. Actually, she's turning 30, which is a depressing concept for everyone involved.
Keeping that in mind, I felt that I should do something for my poor, decrepit Lesbro to make her feel young again. Like she was a long, long, long time ago.
SO WE'RE ALL GOING PAINTBALLING
Which is a game, and not something else at all.
Not. At. All.
Don't tell her, it's a surprise.
Which means that when she arrives, everyone needs to scream that. And maybe throw things at her. I don't know, we'll play this by ear.
Everyone is invited, I will DM you the location and there will be a free and extensively stocked bar hidden SOMEWHERE in the forest.
First one to find it wins a... wins.
See you all at roughly 3pm on the 22nd of January until only God knows when!
MPB