I have returned to my rightful place in the world, now. Bit of catching up to do here. Looks like we have a ficus, some detectives, a henchman, and a Baker Street Irregular!
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Name Ficus
Location The watercooler, Scotland Yard
Bio Rustle rustle rustle
Name Jonathan Creek
Bio Just an ordinary fellow who lives in a windmill and certainly doesn't have a lisp.
Name Nancy Drew
Bio Youngest detective in the world - isn't it soooo cool?
Name Fred Porlock
Bio My boss says I'm a rare blend of expendable and invulnerable. Everyone around here calls me thirty-two.
Name Leila Reid
Location London
Bio Not much to tell. 15, have the ability to kick arse, and won't take people's shit. American soap operas are my guilty pleasure. Piss off, ent bovvered.