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skintightrock (12:43:16 PM): Jim Morrison is my Dad
skintightrock (12:43:22 PM): His semen was frozen
skintightrock (12:43:28 PM): and implanted into my mom
Polaris6655 (12:43:38 PM): hahahhahaha, that'd be badass!
Polaris6655 (12:44:05 PM): especially if it happened on some sort of space ship
Polaris6655 (12:44:16 PM): with lasers and magnets and all that futuristic shit
skintightrock (12:44:22 PM): I think that would explain a lot about my life
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Polaris6655 (12:45:27 PM): you and countless others
Polaris6655 (12:45:33 PM): you should all have a meeting of sorts
Polaris6655 (12:45:58 PM): "The Children of the Lizard King"
skintightrock (12:46:28 PM): I wonder how many illegitimate kids he actually fathered
Polaris6655 (12:48:02 PM): perhaps he repopulated the world
skintightrock (12:48:20 PM): I think he singlehandedly saved us all
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Polaris6655 (12:53:23 PM): oooh! Maybe Dave Murray's behind all of this
Polaris6655 (12:53:29 PM): I'm fuckin SURE he's from another planet
skintightrock (1:00:48 PM): haha when he makes that face during his guitar solos, he's communicating with the mother ship
Polaris6655 (1:01:16 PM): those aren't solo's they're some sort of transmission
skintightrock (1:01:33 PM): That makes sense
Polaris6655 (1:01:58 PM): yeah, he's sending the rest of the Murrayians info about our weaknesses and stoof
skintightrock (1:02:36 PM): I always knew there was something strange about Dave Murray
skintightrock (12:43:22 PM): His semen was frozen
skintightrock (12:43:28 PM): and implanted into my mom
Polaris6655 (12:43:38 PM): hahahhahaha, that'd be badass!
Polaris6655 (12:44:05 PM): especially if it happened on some sort of space ship
Polaris6655 (12:44:16 PM): with lasers and magnets and all that futuristic shit
skintightrock (12:44:22 PM): I think that would explain a lot about my life
...
Polaris6655 (12:45:27 PM): you and countless others
Polaris6655 (12:45:33 PM): you should all have a meeting of sorts
Polaris6655 (12:45:58 PM): "The Children of the Lizard King"
skintightrock (12:46:28 PM): I wonder how many illegitimate kids he actually fathered
Polaris6655 (12:48:02 PM): perhaps he repopulated the world
skintightrock (12:48:20 PM): I think he singlehandedly saved us all
...
Polaris6655 (12:53:23 PM): oooh! Maybe Dave Murray's behind all of this
Polaris6655 (12:53:29 PM): I'm fuckin SURE he's from another planet
skintightrock (1:00:48 PM): haha when he makes that face during his guitar solos, he's communicating with the mother ship
Polaris6655 (1:01:16 PM): those aren't solo's they're some sort of transmission
skintightrock (1:01:33 PM): That makes sense
Polaris6655 (1:01:58 PM): yeah, he's sending the rest of the Murrayians info about our weaknesses and stoof
skintightrock (1:02:36 PM): I always knew there was something strange about Dave Murray