002 ♓ Phone/Action

[cullionfish]

[A: Action; 724 Anderson Lane]

[It seems Her Imperious Condescension woke up grumpy this morning, which is never good news for anyone that has any intention of speaking to her. The positive side is that she doesn't seem interested in bothering with anyone else either

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[myblimpisbigger]

[Hey, Condesce, check it out! This human isn't very small at all. In fact, he's pushing seven feet and built like a brick wall. And he's raising a not-very-subtle eyebrow at your hair.]

Be careful, or you'll get home to discover a family of stray cats have taken up residence in there.

[cullionfish]

[Condesce doesn't seem to care -- in fact, the gesture doesn't seem to phase her at all. She simple looks over her shoulder in a curious fashion, raising a condescending eyebrow in his direction as well.]

Your concern is touching.

[The hair train appears strangely clean. Must be the conditioner she uses.]

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[nosigntospeakof]

[Hello, Empress. Look at the humans, now back to Signless, now back at your humans, now back to Signless. Sadly, the humans aren't the troll mutant you had brutally executed but he is walking down the sidewalk on the opposite side of the street and seems too preoccupied with walking one of his drone students home to take notice of you.

Obviously this need to be remedied.]

[cullionfish]

[It will be remedied alright. She actually squints to make sure she isn't seeing things, at first. Judging by what happened around the holidays, it seems this place is prone to Shenanigans.

No. That's definitely the null blood, in the flesh. He's about to be in pieces, because she turns and starts tailing him. Slowly, and a good distance behind, but close enough to make him feel like he's being watched.

She's not armed. But she doesn't need to be.]

[nosigntospeakof]

[Signless is used to being watched and not just by those stopped to listen to his teachings. This time the hair on the back of his neck is prickling and not just from the chill in the air.

He picks up his pace, keeping a good grip on the drone child's hand so she doesn't fall behind. She's his main concern right now. Once she's safely at her hive he'll deal with the lump of dream growing in his gut.]

[cullionfish]

[Condesce keeps pace without too much difficulty. If he leads her back to his hive, that's just fine with her. Unfortunately for Signless, the venmon is rising in her throat as she pursuits.

Her fingers uncurl and curl again so that she's able to feel her nails clip her skin lightly from the force of her grip. How dare he continue to exist, an abomination even on this foreign land?]

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[heteropennae]

-You'll have to pardon the strange looking girl staring at said hair. As if it were the most alien thing she had ever seen.-

[cullionfish]

[BADUMTISS. Condesce is pretty in tune to her surroundings, so it doesn't take her long to feel those eyes on her. After a moment of silent contemplation, she'll stop walking and half-turn to glance at her with those tyrian purple eyes of her's.

Now its a staring contest, because Condesce doesn't see her as a threat, and therefore sees no reason to walk toward her.]

[heteropennae]

-Whelp. It's time to approach this situation like Dizzy does all situations.-

Hello! My name is Dizzy!

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[noluckduck]

[This human over here is pretty short, yeah. And she's staring at your hair with a smile that screams "Holy shit I am about to burst out laughing." Nevermind the fact that you... actually look kind of scary when she's not looking directly at your hair...]

Need help findin' your way to the hairdresser?

[cullionfish]

[Condesce doesn't appeared angered, nor annoyed by that reaction. She half turns with that sort of condescending air about her to stare down at the one speaking to her.

She doesn't answer. The stare isn't threatening, but it somehow still seeks to inform the individual that they best watch their mouth if they wish to remain in one piece.]

[noluckduck]

[It suddenly strikes Clover that those horns could easy impale her straight through one end to the other.]

... Just kiddin', but, y'know, it looks a bit, er, unwieldy.

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[adropofjupiter]

[Marisa is flying along on her broom a good twenty feet off the ground when she catches sight of the Condesce. Troll... long horns, fins, and a TON of hair. Yup. That would be the Big Troll Bitch Feferi had told her about. The one she's been working on a ward against.

...now she's not supposed to have any contact with the Condesce, but what Feferi doesn't know won't hurt her. So Marisa angles her broom so she can follow and observe this apparen troll terror. She's not terribly impressed at the moment.]

[cullionfish]

[Condesce doesn't react right away. Being an Empress means you're fairly in tune with your surroundings and prepared for people to follow you for an attempt on your life.

She stops after a little while of walking with the girl on the broom following her before she finally stops and turns her yellowed gaze upon her impassively.]

[adropofjupiter]

[Marisa comes to a stop to hover out of reach and tilts her head.]

Wonderful day, ain't it? Nice and cold~

[cullionfish]

If that's the sort of weather you prefer.

[She doesn't hint one way or another, but its kind of hard to hide her amphibious nature, now that she has her troll body back.]