Meme time!
Lifted from Enki!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I turned shinjuhoh in for littering (3 points). Last Wednesday I gave imbrium a kidney (1000 points). Last Saturday I put money in skittlekicker's expired parking meter (14 points). In May I bought porn for sunako (10 points). In July I helped dutchpink hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been nice (854 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
culgan
I like how BUYING porn for Rach was positive. And Rainy you owe me BIG TIME for that meter and body, and Julia for that kidney!
Easy Bake Oven? Well I guess the baked goods would be tasty...
[ ] I'm afraid of the quiet.
[X] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I'm afraid of the dark.
[ ] I'm afraid of facing my back to open doors at night.
[ ] I am homosexual.
[X] I believe in true love.
[X] I've run away from home.
[ ] I collect comic books. (Not really anymore)
[X] I shut others out when I'm sad.
[X] I stay out all night. (on occasion)
[X] I open up to others easily. (At times)
[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world. ( I don't THINK I am O_o)
[X] I watch the news.
[X ] I own over 5 rap CDs. (I was young)
[X] I love Disney movies.
[X] I am a sucker for pretty eyes.
[ ] I don't kill bugs. (Animals are one thing, but most insects get the beatdown)
[X] I curse once in a while. (All the fucking damn time)
[ ] I have (had) "x"s in my screen name.
[X] I've slipped and fell in public.
[X] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation.
[ ] I love Spam. (Holy crap that stuff SMELLS HORRIBLE)
[ ] I bake well.
[X] I have worn pajamas to class. (I think thats a standard for a college student at least once)
[X] I have owned something from Abercrombie. (Thank you first ex girlfriend, that stuff still fits and looks good!)
[X] I have a job.
[X] Talked on a phone for 5 hours.
[ ] I love Dr. Phil (I hope he slips on ice and lands on nails face first)
[X] I like someone.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[X] I am self-conscious.
[X] I love to laugh.
[X] I have tried alcohol.
[ ] I drink alcohol on a regular basis. [regular being every day or once a week? (Yes, how regular is regular?)]
[X] I have tried a cigarette.
[X] I have tried a cigar.
[ ] I have smoked a pack in one day.
[ ] I loved Lord of the Flies.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[X] I have a few scars.
[X] I've been out of this country. (Oh Canada...)
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room. (Although I'd probably try and kill it)
[X] I love chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails.
[ ] I am not comfortable with being me.
[X] I play computer games when I'm bored. (Can we say all the time? Okay then!)
[X] I've gotten lost in the city.
[X] Seen a shooting star.
[ ] Had a serious injury (Sprained my ankle, woop de woop)
[X] Gone out in public in your pajamas.
[ ] Have kissed a stranger.
[X] Hugged a stranger.
[ ] Been in a bloody fist fight with someone of the same sex.
[X] Been in a fist fight.
[ ] Been arrested.
[ ] Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of your nose.
[X] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] Made out in an elevator.
[X] Swore at your parents.
[ ] Kicked a guy where it hurts on purpose.
[ ] Been skydiving.
[ ] Been bungee jumping.
[ ] Gotten stitches.
[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[X] Bitten someone.
[X] Been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] Gotten the chicken pox twice.
[ ] Crashed into a car. (Definre 'crash')
[ ] Have been to Japan.
[X] Ridden in a taxi.
[X] Shoplifted. (Corner store Neccos)
[ ] Been fired.
[X] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. (I'm sure everyone has)
[X] Stole something from your job.
[ ] Gone on a blind date.
[ ] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] Been to Europe.
[ ] Slept with a co-worker.
[ ] Been married.
[ ] Gotten divorced.
[ ] Saw someone/something dying.
[X] Driven over 400 miles in one day.
[X] Been to Canada.
[X] Been on a Plane.
[X] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. (I was half asleep though)
[X] Thrown up in a bar. (Bad mojo)
[X] Eaten sushi.
[X] Been snowboarding.
[ ] Been skiing.
[X] Been ice skating (I suck at it)
[X] Cried in public
[ ] Walked purposely into traffic with your eyes closed.
[X] Liked someone even though you knew you shouldn't have.
[X] Thought of someone almost 24/7
[X] Hated the world.
Seriously, a real entry sometime soon. I promise!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I turned shinjuhoh in for littering (3 points). Last Wednesday I gave imbrium a kidney (1000 points). Last Saturday I put money in skittlekicker's expired parking meter (14 points). In May I bought porn for sunako (10 points). In July I helped dutchpink hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been nice (854 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
culgan
I like how BUYING porn for Rach was positive. And Rainy you owe me BIG TIME for that meter and body, and Julia for that kidney!
Easy Bake Oven? Well I guess the baked goods would be tasty...
[ ] I'm afraid of the quiet.
[X] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I'm afraid of the dark.
[ ] I'm afraid of facing my back to open doors at night.
[ ] I am homosexual.
[X] I believe in true love.
[X] I've run away from home.
[ ] I collect comic books. (Not really anymore)
[X] I shut others out when I'm sad.
[X] I stay out all night. (on occasion)
[X] I open up to others easily. (At times)
[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world. ( I don't THINK I am O_o)
[X] I watch the news.
[X ] I own over 5 rap CDs. (I was young)
[X] I love Disney movies.
[X] I am a sucker for pretty eyes.
[ ] I don't kill bugs. (Animals are one thing, but most insects get the beatdown)
[X] I curse once in a while. (All the fucking damn time)
[ ] I have (had) "x"s in my screen name.
[X] I've slipped and fell in public.
[X] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation.
[ ] I love Spam. (Holy crap that stuff SMELLS HORRIBLE)
[ ] I bake well.
[X] I have worn pajamas to class. (I think thats a standard for a college student at least once)
[X] I have owned something from Abercrombie. (Thank you first ex girlfriend, that stuff still fits and looks good!)
[X] I have a job.
[X] Talked on a phone for 5 hours.
[ ] I love Dr. Phil (I hope he slips on ice and lands on nails face first)
[X] I like someone.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[X] I am self-conscious.
[X] I love to laugh.
[X] I have tried alcohol.
[ ] I drink alcohol on a regular basis. [regular being every day or once a week? (Yes, how regular is regular?)]
[X] I have tried a cigarette.
[X] I have tried a cigar.
[ ] I have smoked a pack in one day.
[ ] I loved Lord of the Flies.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[X] I have a few scars.
[X] I've been out of this country. (Oh Canada...)
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room. (Although I'd probably try and kill it)
[X] I love chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails.
[ ] I am not comfortable with being me.
[X] I play computer games when I'm bored. (Can we say all the time? Okay then!)
[X] I've gotten lost in the city.
[X] Seen a shooting star.
[ ] Had a serious injury (Sprained my ankle, woop de woop)
[X] Gone out in public in your pajamas.
[ ] Have kissed a stranger.
[X] Hugged a stranger.
[ ] Been in a bloody fist fight with someone of the same sex.
[X] Been in a fist fight.
[ ] Been arrested.
[ ] Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of your nose.
[X] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] Made out in an elevator.
[X] Swore at your parents.
[ ] Kicked a guy where it hurts on purpose.
[ ] Been skydiving.
[ ] Been bungee jumping.
[ ] Gotten stitches.
[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[X] Bitten someone.
[X] Been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] Gotten the chicken pox twice.
[ ] Crashed into a car. (Definre 'crash')
[ ] Have been to Japan.
[X] Ridden in a taxi.
[X] Shoplifted. (Corner store Neccos)
[ ] Been fired.
[X] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. (I'm sure everyone has)
[X] Stole something from your job.
[ ] Gone on a blind date.
[ ] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] Been to Europe.
[ ] Slept with a co-worker.
[ ] Been married.
[ ] Gotten divorced.
[ ] Saw someone/something dying.
[X] Driven over 400 miles in one day.
[X] Been to Canada.
[X] Been on a Plane.
[X] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. (I was half asleep though)
[X] Thrown up in a bar. (Bad mojo)
[X] Eaten sushi.
[X] Been snowboarding.
[ ] Been skiing.
[X] Been ice skating (I suck at it)
[X] Cried in public
[ ] Walked purposely into traffic with your eyes closed.
[X] Liked someone even though you knew you shouldn't have.
[X] Thought of someone almost 24/7
[X] Hated the world.
Seriously, a real entry sometime soon. I promise!