Jul 13, 2015 12:17
Unemployment has me jogging again. Slowly. There are a couple of rules a try to keep to.
Run downhill first. Uphill second.
Wear a hat.
Always be running well when someone attractive runs by.
Do a couple of push-ups before starting, to cut down on some of the jiggle.
Always run hard for Biggie Smalls.
...today Biggie and Pandora tried to kill me.
Bea started school 2 weeks ago. I pick her up at 3pm and we head to the park to swing on the swings. It's her favorite. Sometimes when I've been pushing her in the swing for a while, my mind will wander. I think about all sorts of ridiculousness, but one of my favorites is to imagine I'm on the Price is Right, spinning the big wheel to get to the showcase showdown. I reach up high and pull down hard, and if I am not careful, Bea's foot to my face will end this vision without ever finding out if I was closest to a dollar without going over.
I visit his dormant webpage from time to time, hoping to catch a sneaky update.