CinnaMint
My mouth is all burnt up from chewing Big Red.
I just need some Cap'n Crunch mixed with wasabi.
Once upon a time, I went out for chicken wings with a couple buddies. One guy ordered wings. The waiter asked how hot he would like the wings, to which he responded confidently "As hot as you can make them".
When the wings were delivered, the aroma coming off them made it clear that the cook had risen to the challenge.
My buddy tried, but couldn't even finish one as he was overcome by the crazy hotness. He drank glass after glass of water and ate tons of bread, to little relief. The waiter felt bad and brought some new, and much less hot wings. At the end of the night, we boxed up the remaining food, including the new wings, making sure to avoid taking the crazy hot wings. I learned later that another one of the guys had secretly mixed in some of the super hot wings to the carry-out container.
I just need some Cap'n Crunch mixed with wasabi.
Once upon a time, I went out for chicken wings with a couple buddies. One guy ordered wings. The waiter asked how hot he would like the wings, to which he responded confidently "As hot as you can make them".
When the wings were delivered, the aroma coming off them made it clear that the cook had risen to the challenge.
My buddy tried, but couldn't even finish one as he was overcome by the crazy hotness. He drank glass after glass of water and ate tons of bread, to little relief. The waiter felt bad and brought some new, and much less hot wings. At the end of the night, we boxed up the remaining food, including the new wings, making sure to avoid taking the crazy hot wings. I learned later that another one of the guys had secretly mixed in some of the super hot wings to the carry-out container.