Hello, Livejournal!
Long time no see! I'm hoping to change that... new NCIS in a few minutes (that I can't watch until tomorrow) so I'm going to try to churn out some fic instead. This is my current inspiration:
http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/fitness/accessories/55gallon-barrel-of-lube.asp (Still trying to figure out why it's listed in the Fitness category!)