I have to admit it, finally, I can just no longer keep it inside, it's too much.
I love Dominik Hasek.
I love him so much, if I could bear his children, I would. No one has ever made me feel like he does. When I see him, I get butterflies in my stomach, and my body aches with longing. I love him so much, I will not rest until he is mine. And when he finally is, then we'll get married at Center Ice at Joe Louis Arena, because there is just no one I want more at the happiest day of my life than the fans of Detroit. Ken Holland will be my Best Man, and Dave Lewis will perform the ceremony. And yes Dom, we can wear plaid tuxedos. AND I've already arranged for Karen Newman sing "Close To You" by the Carpenters at the reception. Think of the excitement! I'm all twitterpated just thinking about it! I can't wait. You're all invited, so please come and join us and celebrate our sacred union!*
Note: Wedding date to be determined, but it will be held some time after Hell freezes over. Keep your calendars open. And oh yeah, April Fools.