clumsy girl
Back in July I woke up extremely hung over. Yes, I realize this happens from time to time but this time was different! THIS time was the first day Susie and I had to be at the district office for school ID badges and an insurance briefing. And this was no normal hangover either . . . this was Jenn was still falling down drunk (literally)! To put it mildly, I was trying to get dressed, get my make up on, look decent, blah blah blah. Well, it's morning. I've been passed out all night. I consumed mass amounts of alcohol the night before. You see what I'm getting at right? I HAD TO PEE OKAY?!?! Well, the whole point to the story is this: I was somehow sitting on the toilet one minute and lying in the bathtub the next! How I managed that without putting the whole shower curtain down I'm not sure. Todd (who had migrated from the futon to my bed) found this extremely funny. I, however, did not share his thoughts on this subject.
I am really writing all of that to preface what just happened. I told Susie goodnight. I shut my bedroom door. I made a trip the the restroom (before bedtime . . . who wants to be up and down all night?) and guess what happens? I just nearly fell off the toilet into the shower again! WTF? I dunno really. I guess I can no longer blame the last incident on being hungover/still drunk. Damn. So now what's my story? Front page news: Laurens County 5K Teacher Incapable of Sitting on a Toilet Seat. How's that sound? I'm such a tard. :)
Oh, and did I mention I tried to burn down the kitchen tonight? :) It's okay, I had faith in myself, and no matter how little Susie had, she SHOWED little little concern. Yes, we're really perfectl like that!
I am really writing all of that to preface what just happened. I told Susie goodnight. I shut my bedroom door. I made a trip the the restroom (before bedtime . . . who wants to be up and down all night?) and guess what happens? I just nearly fell off the toilet into the shower again! WTF? I dunno really. I guess I can no longer blame the last incident on being hungover/still drunk. Damn. So now what's my story? Front page news: Laurens County 5K Teacher Incapable of Sitting on a Toilet Seat. How's that sound? I'm such a tard. :)
Oh, and did I mention I tried to burn down the kitchen tonight? :) It's okay, I had faith in myself, and no matter how little Susie had, she SHOWED little little concern. Yes, we're really perfectl like that!