How To Practice Safe Sex -- One Piece (Zoro/Sanji)

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Title: How To Practice Safe Sex

Fandom: One Piece

Pairing: Zoro x Sanji

Rating: R

Word Count: 1492

Disclaimer: One Piece and its characters do not belong to me.

1-Know yourself.

You are a man-a man, because boys still cry when they scrape their knees, and a man, because boys like spiders, and you do not. You are well-dressed. You smoke, though you tried

Comments

[inferni_spei]

I grinned the whole way through this. Absolutely loved that part with Chopper, and Sanji's last line made me laugh out loud. ^^