first half of three sentence fics
i'm not done with all of the prompts yet, but it's taking me a little longer with those and i want to work on flash forward, so i'm going ahead and posting the ones that are done
Nami/Perona, high school - salmon_pink
Less than two minutes left before the bell and Nami was far too impatient for the fingers that cautiously played with the hem of her perhaps-slightly-shorter-than-regulation skirt; leaning back against the bathroom stall door, she frowned down at the girl on her knees, who was staring at her Hello Kitty panties.
“Ohh-” (warm breath escaped between parted painted lips and almost reached the inside of Nami’s thighs) “-these are cute.”
Nami rolled her eyes, gripped at pink hair, and shoved her head between her legs.
Usopp/Nami, movie monsters (Nami's a werewolf and Usopp's a vampire) - ryu19
He had her cornered in an alley and maybe that should've been a sign of something because he was never very good at this sort of thing, no matter what he told the other vampires, and he was pretty sure that insecurity came out a little in his stutter--"A-Are you afraid?"
He saw the full moon in her eyes as she grinned at him, her teeth suddenly just as sharp as his own.
"Not at all."
Sanji/Zoro, side show/circus performers - youkohiei_fan
The sword-swallower watched him after the crowds had gone, eyes tracing over every bend and curve of the contortionist’s body, the man’s flexibility making his mind race and his groin tighten. The blond caught him staring and chuckled, tossing him a wink.
“If you’re in need of practice, I have a sword you can try and swallow~”
Zoro/Sanji, last words to one another as dying old men - pillowmagic (I ended up writing two)
"If I see your ugly mug wherever I end up, I'm gonna spend eternity kicking your shitty ass over and over again."
"I look forward to seeing you try."
That was enough reassurance for them both.
XXXXXX
"Wait, can we still bone if we're ghosts?"
"Whaddya mean, 'still', dumbass, you haven't been able to get it up for the last five years."
Zoro was gonna ghost-bone him so hard, his ass would be sore throughout his entire next life.
Zoro/Sanji, rockstars - tamaaki_kaer1
The cheeky interviewer asked the band, "Think Roronoa's compensating for a little something, using three drumsticks?"
The memory assaulted Sanji quickly: bent over in a dressing room with his shirt falling off and his leather pants around his ankles, still sticky with sweat, still running on concert-adrenaline, voice too hoarse and used from singing to do anything but choke out Zoro's name when the drummer pressed into him from behind.
"He's definitely not."
Law/Luffy, luffy is a nurse - me
Law's grin was slow and smooth like honey as he attempted to take full advantage of the patient's sleeping, coming up behind his nurse and casually slipping his hand down the back of his uniform pants; he frowned faintly when he got no reaction.
"Nurse?"
Luffy turned his head and looked over at his shoulder at the doctor, eyes guilty-wide and cheeks bulging, mouth full with the patient's unfinished dinner.
Nami/Perona, high school - salmon_pink
Less than two minutes left before the bell and Nami was far too impatient for the fingers that cautiously played with the hem of her perhaps-slightly-shorter-than-regulation skirt; leaning back against the bathroom stall door, she frowned down at the girl on her knees, who was staring at her Hello Kitty panties.
“Ohh-” (warm breath escaped between parted painted lips and almost reached the inside of Nami’s thighs) “-these are cute.”
Nami rolled her eyes, gripped at pink hair, and shoved her head between her legs.
Usopp/Nami, movie monsters (Nami's a werewolf and Usopp's a vampire) - ryu19
He had her cornered in an alley and maybe that should've been a sign of something because he was never very good at this sort of thing, no matter what he told the other vampires, and he was pretty sure that insecurity came out a little in his stutter--"A-Are you afraid?"
He saw the full moon in her eyes as she grinned at him, her teeth suddenly just as sharp as his own.
"Not at all."
Sanji/Zoro, side show/circus performers - youkohiei_fan
The sword-swallower watched him after the crowds had gone, eyes tracing over every bend and curve of the contortionist’s body, the man’s flexibility making his mind race and his groin tighten. The blond caught him staring and chuckled, tossing him a wink.
“If you’re in need of practice, I have a sword you can try and swallow~”
Zoro/Sanji, last words to one another as dying old men - pillowmagic (I ended up writing two)
"If I see your ugly mug wherever I end up, I'm gonna spend eternity kicking your shitty ass over and over again."
"I look forward to seeing you try."
That was enough reassurance for them both.
XXXXXX
"Wait, can we still bone if we're ghosts?"
"Whaddya mean, 'still', dumbass, you haven't been able to get it up for the last five years."
Zoro was gonna ghost-bone him so hard, his ass would be sore throughout his entire next life.
Zoro/Sanji, rockstars - tamaaki_kaer1
The cheeky interviewer asked the band, "Think Roronoa's compensating for a little something, using three drumsticks?"
The memory assaulted Sanji quickly: bent over in a dressing room with his shirt falling off and his leather pants around his ankles, still sticky with sweat, still running on concert-adrenaline, voice too hoarse and used from singing to do anything but choke out Zoro's name when the drummer pressed into him from behind.
"He's definitely not."
Law/Luffy, luffy is a nurse - me
Law's grin was slow and smooth like honey as he attempted to take full advantage of the patient's sleeping, coming up behind his nurse and casually slipping his hand down the back of his uniform pants; he frowned faintly when he got no reaction.
"Nurse?"
Luffy turned his head and looked over at his shoulder at the doctor, eyes guilty-wide and cheeks bulging, mouth full with the patient's unfinished dinner.