PDA [One Piece, Zoro/Sanji]
Title: PDA
Fandom: One Piece
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: One Piece and its characters do not belong to me.
Summary: Sanji’s annoyed; when Zoro finds out why, he decides to do something about it.
A/N: Takes place after the Ice Hunter filler arc. Just something short and light~
Sanji was in a sour mood and Zoro couldn’t figure out why. They’d escaped that arctic hell with its moving icebergs, sadistic penguins, and the Achino family. They had their flag back and had avoided being scolded by an idiot captain for losing it. The weather was pleasant, the days were loud but ultimately uneventful, everything was pretty nice and normal, considering.
So, Zoro wondered, why the lousy attitude?
“Oi, cook.”
Shoulders tense, teeth clamped tight on his cigarette, Sanji glanced at Zoro with one narrowed eye as he served the women their lunch. “What?”
Zoro decided he would handle this as tactfully and compassionately as possible. “Is it that time of the month again?”
He ducked quickly, dodging the lightning-flash kick that came his way. “You wanna fight, marimo?!”
“You have been acting moody,” Franky noted.
“Who asked you?!”
“I’m sure everyone is just concerned, Cook-san.”
“Robin-chwan is so kind to worry about me!”
“If you’re not feeling well, Sanji, I’ll take your lunch for you.”
“Hands off, Luffy!” Sanji kicked Zoro’s feet under the table. “Why’d you have to go and start something, idiot?”
Zoro frowned at him and rubbed at his shins. “You’ve been pouting ever since we left Hyoukaido.”
“I don’t pout.”
“You’re doing it right now.”
“Know what I’d like to do to you right now-”
“Sanji-kun,” Nami cut him off, and he looked at her with hearts in his eyes. “Just tell us what’s wrong.”
Sanji hesitated, but Zoro knew he wouldn’t refuse her. “It’s that couple,” he said.
“Aah!” Chopper exclaimed when the sharpshooter next to him started choking on his food. “Usopp! Are you okay?”
“You-” Usopp coughed and forced his food down before pointing a finger across the table at Sanji, disbelievingly. “You’re still going on about that lovey-dovey couple?!”
“Yes!” Sanji growled, slamming his palm down on the table. “Just thinking about it makes my blood boil! How dare that awful man just kiss her like that right in front of us, in front of me?!”
Ah. So that was it. Zoro rolled his eyes. “So you’re mad because no one’s kissing you.” Well, if that was all…he could fix that.
He moved before Sanji could question him or react to his comment, grabbed his shirt, and pulled him into a kiss.
For some reason, Sanji’s mood only got worse after that.
Fandom: One Piece
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: One Piece and its characters do not belong to me.
Summary: Sanji’s annoyed; when Zoro finds out why, he decides to do something about it.
A/N: Takes place after the Ice Hunter filler arc. Just something short and light~
Sanji was in a sour mood and Zoro couldn’t figure out why. They’d escaped that arctic hell with its moving icebergs, sadistic penguins, and the Achino family. They had their flag back and had avoided being scolded by an idiot captain for losing it. The weather was pleasant, the days were loud but ultimately uneventful, everything was pretty nice and normal, considering.
So, Zoro wondered, why the lousy attitude?
“Oi, cook.”
Shoulders tense, teeth clamped tight on his cigarette, Sanji glanced at Zoro with one narrowed eye as he served the women their lunch. “What?”
Zoro decided he would handle this as tactfully and compassionately as possible. “Is it that time of the month again?”
He ducked quickly, dodging the lightning-flash kick that came his way. “You wanna fight, marimo?!”
“You have been acting moody,” Franky noted.
“Who asked you?!”
“I’m sure everyone is just concerned, Cook-san.”
“Robin-chwan is so kind to worry about me!”
“If you’re not feeling well, Sanji, I’ll take your lunch for you.”
“Hands off, Luffy!” Sanji kicked Zoro’s feet under the table. “Why’d you have to go and start something, idiot?”
Zoro frowned at him and rubbed at his shins. “You’ve been pouting ever since we left Hyoukaido.”
“I don’t pout.”
“You’re doing it right now.”
“Know what I’d like to do to you right now-”
“Sanji-kun,” Nami cut him off, and he looked at her with hearts in his eyes. “Just tell us what’s wrong.”
Sanji hesitated, but Zoro knew he wouldn’t refuse her. “It’s that couple,” he said.
“Aah!” Chopper exclaimed when the sharpshooter next to him started choking on his food. “Usopp! Are you okay?”
“You-” Usopp coughed and forced his food down before pointing a finger across the table at Sanji, disbelievingly. “You’re still going on about that lovey-dovey couple?!”
“Yes!” Sanji growled, slamming his palm down on the table. “Just thinking about it makes my blood boil! How dare that awful man just kiss her like that right in front of us, in front of me?!”
Ah. So that was it. Zoro rolled his eyes. “So you’re mad because no one’s kissing you.” Well, if that was all…he could fix that.
He moved before Sanji could question him or react to his comment, grabbed his shirt, and pulled him into a kiss.
For some reason, Sanji’s mood only got worse after that.