You know when you're in Chico when... (freakin' hilarious!)
You know you're in Chico when....
1. the hardest drink is water
2. a girl burns down her room with a candle and everyone sits, watches, and does nothing
3. the biggest problem is when there is 3 kegs and no tap
4. a 1 keg party isn't worth goin out
5. you know someone in a porno
6. your bestfriend's roomate's girl is on the cover of a famous porno.
7. you think you can go party and then come back and finish your homework before the morning.
8. you drink everynight!
9. you drink a fifth before you go out.
10. someone has the flu and everybody thinks that they got alcohol poisoning.
11. you find yourself eating at fth and Ivy more than twice a night.
12. you look at you cell phone's phonebook and don't remember alot of the people in it
13. your standing at the train tracks with a train flying by and you here somone say "I bet I could roll under it!". YEP
14. you spend more money on alcohol then food.
15. your "You know when..." is better than SDSU's.
16. you wake up in the morning with alergies and you professor asks if you are high.
17. you pre-pre-party.
18. you're able to point out atleast 4 people you know (who lived in one of your dorms) in the College Invasion 6 video.
19. your uncle in tennessee calls you to ask about some kind of porn scandal and to make sure you didn't take part in it. (yeah EVERYONE heard about that!!)
20. your cure for a hangover is another beer
21. every story on monday starts with "i was fuckin' wasted and..."
22. you leave the bars a tad early to hit up the liquor store before it stops selling alcohol at 1:45 a.m.
23. It's not so amazing to see a porta-pottie smashed by a freight train and a couch burning in the street on the same walk home from the bars!
24. You leave the horse at 1:55am with a group of friends and send one friend running to 7 Eleven who gets there just in time to buy 2 thirty packs.. return to your house.. and continue drinking until the sun comes up....
25. There is only three degrees of sepreation between everyone in this town
26. 26. Every night of the week has an alcoholic nickname; eg. Fat forty Tuesday, Pint Night, Wasted Wednesday, ect
27. You and your best friend have a foursome with chicks you literally met 2 minutes before hand....
28. you take a "power nap" before going out YES....
29. you go into any store and you can count at least 5 people wearing a sierra nevada sweatshirt
30. You say hella every sentence, and everyone gets hella annoyed you say hella so much.
31. The morning after a night of heavy drinking you walk downtown with the worst hangover ever to pick up your car where you left it the night before, then realize you drove home last night
32. You wake up the next morning with swollen lips, a sore nipple, bite marks on your neck, and the realization that you just had the best damn night of your life
33. You flash the Franky's Guy for free pizza
34. One of the hardest decisions is whether to put your couch in the living room or out on the porch.
35. You see horses walking around downtown on a friday or saturday night
36. Sitting in a baby pool on your front lawn with a 12 pack is your favorite way to spend an afternoon.
37. You are on a first name basis with the homeless that walk around every night at 4am
38. You've slept with at least one person at Rileys on buck night
39. The bouncers and bartenders know you on a first name bases because you only live a block form the bars and you go so much
40. Slip and slides are made out of tarps with people going down in there underwear
41. the pizza guy will deliver beer with your pizza
42. theres are drink specials at atleast 3 different bars every night
43. Your professor occasionally holds their office hours at one of the local bars
44. You start a drunk sing-along in the Frankie's line at 1:30 am and before you know it, everyone at 5 & I is joining in on "Lean On Me"...fun times
45. The term "blacked out" has nothing to do with power failure
1. the hardest drink is water
2. a girl burns down her room with a candle and everyone sits, watches, and does nothing
3. the biggest problem is when there is 3 kegs and no tap
4. a 1 keg party isn't worth goin out
5. you know someone in a porno
6. your bestfriend's roomate's girl is on the cover of a famous porno.
7. you think you can go party and then come back and finish your homework before the morning.
8. you drink everynight!
9. you drink a fifth before you go out.
10. someone has the flu and everybody thinks that they got alcohol poisoning.
11. you find yourself eating at fth and Ivy more than twice a night.
12. you look at you cell phone's phonebook and don't remember alot of the people in it
13. your standing at the train tracks with a train flying by and you here somone say "I bet I could roll under it!". YEP
14. you spend more money on alcohol then food.
15. your "You know when..." is better than SDSU's.
16. you wake up in the morning with alergies and you professor asks if you are high.
17. you pre-pre-party.
18. you're able to point out atleast 4 people you know (who lived in one of your dorms) in the College Invasion 6 video.
19. your uncle in tennessee calls you to ask about some kind of porn scandal and to make sure you didn't take part in it. (yeah EVERYONE heard about that!!)
20. your cure for a hangover is another beer
21. every story on monday starts with "i was fuckin' wasted and..."
22. you leave the bars a tad early to hit up the liquor store before it stops selling alcohol at 1:45 a.m.
23. It's not so amazing to see a porta-pottie smashed by a freight train and a couch burning in the street on the same walk home from the bars!
24. You leave the horse at 1:55am with a group of friends and send one friend running to 7 Eleven who gets there just in time to buy 2 thirty packs.. return to your house.. and continue drinking until the sun comes up....
25. There is only three degrees of sepreation between everyone in this town
26. 26. Every night of the week has an alcoholic nickname; eg. Fat forty Tuesday, Pint Night, Wasted Wednesday, ect
27. You and your best friend have a foursome with chicks you literally met 2 minutes before hand....
28. you take a "power nap" before going out YES....
29. you go into any store and you can count at least 5 people wearing a sierra nevada sweatshirt
30. You say hella every sentence, and everyone gets hella annoyed you say hella so much.
31. The morning after a night of heavy drinking you walk downtown with the worst hangover ever to pick up your car where you left it the night before, then realize you drove home last night
32. You wake up the next morning with swollen lips, a sore nipple, bite marks on your neck, and the realization that you just had the best damn night of your life
33. You flash the Franky's Guy for free pizza
34. One of the hardest decisions is whether to put your couch in the living room or out on the porch.
35. You see horses walking around downtown on a friday or saturday night
36. Sitting in a baby pool on your front lawn with a 12 pack is your favorite way to spend an afternoon.
37. You are on a first name basis with the homeless that walk around every night at 4am
38. You've slept with at least one person at Rileys on buck night
39. The bouncers and bartenders know you on a first name bases because you only live a block form the bars and you go so much
40. Slip and slides are made out of tarps with people going down in there underwear
41. the pizza guy will deliver beer with your pizza
42. theres are drink specials at atleast 3 different bars every night
43. Your professor occasionally holds their office hours at one of the local bars
44. You start a drunk sing-along in the Frankie's line at 1:30 am and before you know it, everyone at 5 & I is joining in on "Lean On Me"...fun times
45. The term "blacked out" has nothing to do with power failure