kids, pregnancy and peeing on things
anonymous
September 7 2004, 16:10:15 UTC
If the kids are too much work (and even if they're not)...you hurry up and move to Portland, and make my "life of leisure" a little less leisurely! Also, if you want help researching any pregnancy questions (or anything else for that matter), I'm the internet research queen! So just let me know and I can find answers for you and tell you or send you links.
Your pregnancy feelings and test remind me of another of the crazy experiences of my young-adulthood. I felt pregnant for the better part of a year...starting while I was still a virgin. Then I suddenly didn't feel pregnant. So I panicked and thought if feeling pregnant was my normal state of being....maybe NOT feeling pregnant was an indicator that I WAS pregnant.
My helpful slutty roommate provided me with a pregnancy test from her emergency stash. Unfortunately she hadn't kept the box or the instructions. So I peed on the stick....and a little blue line appeared...which either meant I was...or was not..pregnant. Turns out I wasn't, but the whole experience was pretty entertaining.
-Colleen
P.S. You should tell me when a good time to call is, so I can make use of that calling card we have somewhere around here! :-)
Just Marking My TerritorycuervolindaSeptember 7 2004, 18:47:37 UTC
Well thank God for slutty roommates! Did she have the big Costco box of 24 pee sticks? That could really come in handy. I also like the fact that the blue line meant you were pregnant, or not pregnant. At least you weren't dissapointed with the results. I have tons of crap I need to research on for this. Are you serious? You would offer little old me your time and that young high-performance brain of yours to help? I would really appreciate that. I have gotten really busy at work and have no Web time. :( -L
What did you get for number 3?cuervolindaSeptember 7 2004, 18:57:46 UTC
How did you feel when you “felt pregnant?” I have little appetite it seems, crazy ass psycho mood swings, no period (moon, in Portland), and think people are conspiring against me at work. Hey wait, that last one? What if Monkey's pregnant too?!! I have a 12-hour plus day at work tomorrow, so it's time to turn in. You don't keep Joe up too late now! He's old like me and we need our rest. Love, Linda
Re: What did you get for number 3?
anonymous
September 7 2004, 19:35:08 UTC
I am totally serious about helping you research!! I'd help you on about any topic, but pregnancy is especially good cause it's something I'm interested in too and want to be as informed as I can be by the time I'm ready. And you'll probably help me think of new things to research that I'm not already paranoid about so that's even better hehe.
Hm...when I felt like I was pregnant...I think it was mostly a nesting instinct type thing. I felt extremely protective over my environment and my body...super sensitive about everything that was going on around me. And then an odd spiritual sense of not being alone in my body. I've had that sensation a couple times sense then, but only for a couple days or so at a time, never such a long period. And...keep in mind...to my knowledge I've never *actually* been pregnant, so my feelings are pretty much meaningless and probably have no basis in reality.
Anyway...give me some topics so I can get to work!
-Colleen
btw, I love how every time I try and post I get a big error message: "Please confirm you are a human below"
Your pregnancy feelings and test remind me of another of the crazy experiences of my young-adulthood. I felt pregnant for the better part of a year...starting while I was still a virgin. Then I suddenly didn't feel pregnant. So I panicked and thought if feeling pregnant was my normal state of being....maybe NOT feeling pregnant was an indicator that I WAS pregnant.
My helpful slutty roommate provided me with a pregnancy test from her emergency stash. Unfortunately she hadn't kept the box or the instructions. So I peed on the stick....and a little blue line appeared...which either meant I was...or was not..pregnant. Turns out I wasn't, but the whole experience was pretty entertaining.
-Colleen
P.S. You should tell me when a good time to call is, so I can make use of that calling card we have somewhere around here! :-)
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Hm...when I felt like I was pregnant...I think it was mostly a nesting instinct type thing. I felt extremely protective over my environment and my body...super sensitive about everything that was going on around me. And then an odd spiritual sense of not being alone in my body. I've had that sensation a couple times sense then, but only for a couple days or so at a time, never such a long period. And...keep in mind...to my knowledge I've never *actually* been pregnant, so my feelings are pretty much meaningless and probably have no basis in reality.
Anyway...give me some topics so I can get to work!
-Colleen
btw, I love how every time I try and post I get a big error message: "Please confirm you are a human below"
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