My Child is a GayRaunch.com Superstar!
I think I'm going to be sick...
Monkey just called me at work to let me know that our 3 month old son just peed into his own mouth during a diaper change. This is not unusual for baby boys to do, I know. What is unusual is that when my husband looked over at the kid he began smiling his enormous grin as the pee shot into his toothless maw.
Fucking A, I'm so grateful I have a 40 hour job to go to each day.