Masterbate to Me. Because I Am Right Now.
The lovely tastee took this fine-ass portrait of me while we were getting ready for a Girls' Night Out on the town with miss nevafeva . I have been working out for four months now, but just added weights to my usual cardio plan about three weeks ago. I have only lost 24 pounds since I got married in April 2009, but damn, if it didn't leave from all the right places!
I only started working out as a last-ditch alternative to being depressed and tired all the time. The rest is just icing on the cake. Mmmmm, cake.
I'm determined to do some more revealing "before" pictures next, so I can really chart the muscles I have just started getting. So be looking for those if you are on my friends list. They will mostly be PG-13, but even so, I don't need them to end up posted on the Cougar Town LOL site.
Who knew that working out was the poor man's plastic surgery?!! They even have a bicep press that makes your boobs perkier. I always thought people who worked out were superficial assholes. I think I like being a superficial asshole, though, I gotta tell you.