Harro Say-ten! New from Sanrio
Yes, I realize it's a tool meant to communicate with the tortured souls of the deceased who still walk among us, but goddamn it, it's pink! It goes with so much shit I own, including my HAIR! And look at the smart matching satchel that it comes with. I would be the belle of the ball carrying a laptop around in that.
Don't think I didn't seriously consider getting this off Amazon. The only thing that stopped me was that lame font they used. It completely dumbs down what this could have been. Come on. Just because it's pink, doesn't mean it has to be GAY.