Russian cartoons

[cuddylicious]

On the Russian fan site house-md.net.ru, a set of House cartoons have been posted. They look like they might be funny/interesting. However, my Russian doesn't go much beyond being able to read "House" in Cyrillic script (Xayc). Can someone translate the text balloons? Or maybe ask someone they know? Thanks!

Comments

[ppistachio]

LOL! I'll try to help but my english is weird... ))

Title:
If House could be a detective.

House: It's clear. It was done by her husband.
Black bird: But what about proofs?
House: Proofs are for pushovers. Getting husband to prison is more effective.
Two white birds: Should we tell him that she was not merried?

[cuddylicious]

Thanks!! I suppose the black bird (penguin?) must be Foreman while the other 2 are Chase and Cameron? How about the other cartoons on the same page?