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cuddyclothes

Press Release for "Two Stories"

Jan 31, 2011 11:10

From hw_ot

( Please, make it stop! )

this thing better be fixed, rant, house md

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stenveny January 31 2011, 16:07:44 UTC

He's taking advice from high school students, now?

What, Wilson wasn't enough?

cuddyclothes January 31 2011, 16:14:45 UTC

Not even high school students! Elementary school students!

"Gee, Dr. House, doncha think yer gurlfriend might cry when you do that? My mom does. And then she reads me the Bible."

stenveny January 31 2011, 16:23:40 UTC

Well, Cuddy does act like she thinks she's the principal of a junior high school sometimes. I'm wondering how the writers are going to pull this one off.

What the hell is House doing at career day, anyway? I mean, I love the guy, but would you want him as a role model?

cuddyclothes January 31 2011, 16:26:15 UTC

For the life of me, I can't think of anyone who would ask him to speak at Career Day, not even Cuddy.

If only this was an episode of the Little Rascals.

hughville January 31 2011, 16:18:50 UTC

Oh, for Christ's sake. Who writes this stuff? Is this a real episode coming up? Really?? I'm sorry but House is so pussy-whipped at this point, nothing those FIFTH GRADERS could tell him would make one bit of a difference. And as a teacher who taught FIFTH GRADERS (for three years) no way could they give House advice worth hearing. Because FIFTH GRADERS are basically insane (like the writers). They are between 10 and 11 years old. They know nothing about adult relationships (like the writers). They can barely maintain friendships at that age. *shakes head*

I realize this little rant of mine will get me in trouble but I don't give a shit.

cuddyclothes January 31 2011, 16:25:28 UTC

If it helps, I love you.

ETA: Yes, if you don't believe me, go to hw_ot. There are press releases there that will have you running around in circles screaming.

Or maybe your anger issues aren't as bad as mine.

hughville January 31 2011, 16:36:04 UTC

I just went and read them. I'm speechless. No words. None.

I so want them to pull some stunt like House waking up from his coma in No Reason and realizing S4-7 were all some drug induced fantasy. Or the whole show was just a fantasy going on in Coma Guy's coma brain. Otherwise....

Sadly, I will watch to the bitter end. I can't decide if that makes me insane or not.

tasmin_dvelnahr January 31 2011, 17:01:34 UTC

Sadly, I will watch to the bitter end. I can't decide if that makes me insane or not.

That is my predicament as well. I love Hugh Laurie too much to give in. I also love the character of House and I watch it only to gather up the tiny scraps of his original character that we are given as the Cuddy!Borg slowly assimilates him.

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fichtfan January 31 2011, 16:19:46 UTC

Relationship advice from 10-11 year olds? Seriously?

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tasmin_dvelnahr January 31 2011, 16:58:45 UTC

FOR GOD'S SAKE, HE'S BEEN BENDING OVER BACKWARDS TO PLEASE THE NEW ROBO-CUDDY THAT HE IS IN FACT A SPINELESS WIMP WHO WILL CASTRATE HIMSELF FOR HER HAPPINESS!

Exactly why I feel the sooner he dumps her and finds someone who will actually love him and accept him for who he is, the better.

srsly_yes January 31 2011, 17:15:01 UTC

Argh. Aren't these episode descriptions breaking the Geneva Convention? They're torture to read.

coconut_ice22 January 31 2011, 19:03:05 UTC

LOL! So true.

I wonder if they've just given up and are now using a random plot generator. It spun to fith-graders and the writers thought for a moment "Wow, that makes no sense." but they couldn't change it as the random plot generator had already decided.

srsly_yes February 1 2011, 02:14:14 UTC

lol! A with a plot generator. Surely this episode will be submitted for an Emmy.