I Watched "Fear The Walking Dead"
And it sucks. I binge-watched a bunch of episodes and I think I’m on the season finale. It really sucks.
Wait, what? The guy in the shopping mall said “there’s an urgent care center here” and now Radiation Lady is saying there’s an urgent care center a few miles away? Oops, misheard. Can Radiation Lady just die?
Candy beansies? Has anyone else ever heard that term? Was that just a set-up for Radiation Lady to do some lame reminiscing?
Morgan still hasn’t done the Inspiring Monologue. That’s what fast-forward is for. Oh, shit, no fast-forward On Demand. Bathroom break, then. (ETA: Inspiring Dialogue With Merry-Go-Round)
Also, why are they looking for the guy in the red jacket when we know there will be a red jacket guy jump scare? These characters are such morons.
Who cares about Radiation Lady’s stallion story? Why is everybody just being good?
Wait, what? They find Chuck on the roof, he’s dying, Radiation Lady turns on a star machine and then they just leave him there? The fuck? Are they gonna remember this later and have him staggering around as a zombie, or just drop that plotline altogether?
Does anyone else know that Radiation Lady is Radiation Lady?
Did Spanish guy leave Skidmark in a BOILING HOT CAR ????
Why, except for a plot point, did Morgan head out after Val?
By the way, who cares about the oil fields? Just give the guy what he wants.
Why did I watch this? Because unlike The Walking Dead, it has tons of sweet zombie goodness, which is what I originally signed up for.