SPN Drabble: My Junk Feels Funny
From a comment prompt at spn_bunker: Castiel's first pee.
Word count: 100
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG
Takes place right after episode 9x01, 'I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here'.
Cas shivered. His stolen clothes were too light.
“What?” he thought. “My stomach isn’t full. The fullness is too far below.”
He ducked down an alley, into the darkness, to inspect himself. He knew from the all the times Dean yelled at him that humans disrobed in private.
The former angel unzipped his pants. Cas couldn’t see anything wrong.
There was something coming out of his--what did Dean call it--his junk! He grabbed the junk, pointed it at the wall to keep it off himself, and sprayed the brick. He felt tremendous relief.
“Was that my first orgasm?”
Word count: 100
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG
Takes place right after episode 9x01, 'I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here'.
Cas shivered. His stolen clothes were too light.
“What?” he thought. “My stomach isn’t full. The fullness is too far below.”
He ducked down an alley, into the darkness, to inspect himself. He knew from the all the times Dean yelled at him that humans disrobed in private.
The former angel unzipped his pants. Cas couldn’t see anything wrong.
There was something coming out of his--what did Dean call it--his junk! He grabbed the junk, pointed it at the wall to keep it off himself, and sprayed the brick. He felt tremendous relief.
“Was that my first orgasm?”